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AnimusLapsus

AnimusLapsus

Isolate Ecstasy
Apr 14, 2025
54
Gets a comically large spoon

Inserts a semi truck
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a Sega Dreamcast.

Inserts a Gundam model.
 
SecretDissociation

SecretDissociation

Suicide enthusiast
Sep 11, 2022
368
Gets a 1ply sheet of toilet tissue

Inserts a green headband
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a speeding ticket.

Inserts a potato gun
 
_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
656
Gets a stale piece of chewing gum.

Inserts an Amazon return.
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a pet monkey.

Inserts a church bell.
 
_AllCatsAreGrey_

_AllCatsAreGrey_

(they/he)
Mar 4, 2024
656
Gets a dead pope.

Inserts unpaid bills.
 
moya117

moya117

A replacement that can easily get replaced
Mar 31, 2023
265
gets a property seizure letter

insert a moldy shoes
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a fart in a bottle.

Inserts a boxing ring.
 
goodlifesurfaceskim

goodlifesurfaceskim

they wont know which route I'm going
Apr 26, 2025
31
Gets a hat

Inserts two dollar bill
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a 5-pack of Miller High Life

Inserts an alien
 
Someplace_nice

Someplace_nice

Member
Sep 28, 2024
75
Gets a small universe

Inserts a light bulb
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a mocha frappuccino

Inserts a candy cane
 
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7

777cave

Member
Aug 11, 2023
82
Gets an elf
Inserts a bobcat
 
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The Actual Devil

The Actual Devil

I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10? ⛧
May 4, 2025
210
Gets a Puma

Inserts Dark Matter
 
G

ghostxheart

Member
Mar 4, 2025
14
Gets the sole anomalous Blockbuster somehow still existing.


Inserts bath salts in a skull jar.
 
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One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a pair of socks with holes in them.

Inserts a bottle of cognac
 
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monetpompo

monetpompo

૮ • ﻌ - ა
Apr 21, 2025
161
gets a cigar from the grocery store.

inserts a pillow.
 
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7

777cave

Member
Aug 11, 2023
82
Gets black licorice flavored jelly beans
Inserts an iguana
 
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The Actual Devil

The Actual Devil

I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10? ⛧
May 4, 2025
210
Gets a (friendly) kaiju. 🦕 🐉
Inserts a moist towelette.
 
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ToTheNeverland

ToTheNeverland

Spaghettification
May 11, 2025
23
Gets a jar of dirt.
Inserts a peanut.
 
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7

777cave

Member
Aug 11, 2023
82
Gets a giant purple teddy bear
Inserts a dragonfly
 
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nonameno5

nonameno5

got bitten fingernails and a head full of the past
May 21, 2025
11
gets a sticker from a fruit.
inserts a old bookmark
 
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emptylost

New Member
May 16, 2025
1
Gets a hairy brush

Inserts a tooth
 
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The Actual Devil

The Actual Devil

I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10? ⛧
May 4, 2025
210
Gets a bite from a zombie while your hand is in the drop-box attempting to retrieve the mystery item.

🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️


Inserts a used cursed monkey's paw.
 
One day too late

One day too late

Idle mind fills with uneasy thoughts.
Aug 14, 2020
4,245
Gets a Jesus fish

Inserts a pineapple.
 
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Grog

Grog

Member
Jun 3, 2025
16
Gets a SpongeBob doll

Inserts a guitar pick
 
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