Valhalla

[motel rooms]

Is anybody else terrified that they won't find their way to Valhalla when they die? What if I never get to worship Thor's mighty hammer?!
I'm going crazy with fear...

* Please don't move this thread to Offtopic; my terror is just as legitimate as other people's fears related to the Christian Hell & reincarnation. Please do not invalidate me!!!

 

[ClownMe]

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

Literally thought about this today, Niflheim awaits.

 

[Amumu]

If all hells exist, I'll be fucked in the ass by Allah and God at the same time and then I'll reincarnate into a retarded blobfish because I'm Hindu as well.

Jeez.

 

[motel rooms]

If all hells exist, I'll be fucked in the ass by Allah and God at the same time

A tweet received by Ricky Gervais:
"YOUR SCIENTS WON'T HELP YOU WHEN SATAN IS RAPING YOUR BRITISH ASS!!! I'LL BE LAUGHING"