Unsurvivable, painless method or I'm out of ideas

[The Burning Fool]

If my way won't kill me then that's a fucking joke. The plan is that I'll get insanely drunk, climb on the roof of a building higher than 80 ft, douse my clothes and skin in bleach, and aim for concrete. Please do your best to try to convince me that I can survive this, or that I'd experience severe pain. I don't know whether or not I'd feel my skin being burned before I reach the ground, but I highly doubt it. Is it possible that I'd still be conscious after the impact, lying on the ground with a broken body?

 

[skybox]

...Why douse yourself in bleach? Doesn't seem to add anything besides burning, I don't think that would accelerate death

 

[Captive_Mind515]

What is the purpose of the bleach?

 

[The Burning Fool]

...Why douse yourself in bleach? Doesn't seem to add anything besides burning, I don't think that would accelerate death

It decreases the chances of me surviving for long. My greatest fear, being bound to a hospital bed.

What is the purpose of the bleach?

It decreases the chances of me surviving for long. That's my greatest fear, being bound to a hospital bed.

 

[Captive_Mind515]

80ft (25m) that doesn't seem high enough.

I would go for at least 100m if you're scared of surviving.

 

[skybox]

Chemical burns aren't fatal. Not a huge decrease in survivability

 

[strangelife]

Not a peaceful method and the 25m is not enough

 

[The Burning Fool]

80ft (25m) that doesn't seem high enough.

I would go for at least 100m if you're scared of surviving.

Sadly that's not an option, but now I'm thinking of taking a 10 pound steel weight and holding it close to my head so that my center of gravity is higher and that way I won't fall on my legs. Then the 80 ft should be enough, right? Maybe I should use a rope to tie the weight around my neck so that it causes even more damage on impact.

Not a peaceful method and the 25m is not enough

I don't care about peace. I want it to be over quickly, I don't want severe physical pain or any chance of survival, that's all.

Chemical burns aren't fatal. Not a huge decrease in survivability

How about the bleach getting into open wounds? It would make treatment way harder and cause serious damage.

 

[UKscotty]

The bleach is a waste of time, on the skin its not as bad as the movies make out, a rinse will render it gone.

As for the height, not even close to high enough to be peaceful and guaranteed.

I think it needs to be at least 130ft to be guaranteed.

Sadly that's not an option, but now I'm thinking of taking a 10 pound steel weight and holding it close to my head so that my center of gravity is higher and that way I won't fall on my legs. Then the 80 ft should be enough, right? Maybe I should use some rope to tie the weight around my neck so that it causes even more damage on impact.

I don't care about peace. I want it to be over quickly, I don't want severe physical pain or any chance of survival, that's all.

How about the bleach getting into open wounds? It would make treatment way harder and cause serious damage.

The weight won't make you fall faster. At falling speeds, it doesn't matter if someone lands on their head or feet, the g forces would mush the brain.

 

[The Burning Fool]

The bleach is a waste of time, on the skin its not as bad as the movies make out, a rinse will render it gone.

As for the height, not even close to high enough to be peaceful and guaranteed.

I think it needs to be at least 130ft to be guaranteed.

How about if I use a rope to tie a 10 lb weight around my neck so that it causes even more damage on impact? Plus the bleach will get into the open wounds and make me harder to treat if I survive.

The bleach is a waste of time, on the skin its not as bad as the movies make out, a rinse will render it gone.

As for the height, not even close to high enough to be peaceful and guaranteed.

I think it needs to be at least 130ft to be guaranteed.

The weight won't make you fall faster. At falling speeds, it doesn't matter if someone lands on their head or feet, the g forces would mush the brain.

I paid attention at that physics class too, so yeah it wouldn't make me go faster but the center of gravity being higher would result in me less likely to fall on my feet, right? I'm not sure about it though, isn't that how objects behave in free fall, am I wrong?

 

[Captive_Mind515]

Sadly that's not an option, but now I'm thinking of taking a 10 pound steel weight and holding it close to my head so that my center of gravity is higher and that way I won't fall on my legs. Then the 80 ft should be enough, right? Maybe I should use a rope to tie the weight around my neck so that it causes even more damage on impact.

I don't care about peace. I want it to be over quickly, I don't want severe physical pain or any chance of survival, that's all.

How about the bleach getting into open wounds? It would make treatment way harder and cause serious damage.

I would say try to at least find somewhere that is 50m if you can. Personally, I would go for more. GG bridge is 67m 220ft into water, so 50m onto a hard surface should be a good guarantee.

Also, make sure you're in a very weakened state before jumping. Like emaciated etc, because your body will have less fight in it and die easier. (that's what I would do anyway)

 

[melons0da]

Is it possible that I'd still be conscious after the impact, lying on the ground with a broken body?

theres a chance, especially if you land feet first, which in that case the rest of your body would become a crumple zone to state it simply

 

[indignity]

If my way won't kill me then that's a fucking joke. The plan is that I'll get insanely drunk, climb on the roof of a building higher than 80 ft, douse my clothes and skin in bleach, and aim for concrete. Please do your best to try to convince me that I can survive this, or that I'd experience severe pain. I don't know whether or not I'd feel my skin being burned before I reach the ground, but I highly doubt it. Is it possible that I'd still be conscious after the impact, lying on the ground with a broken body?

if you REALLY don't want to survive it, shoot your brainstem with a high caliber revolver facing down straight to push you off the roof. most likely you'd already be dead in air once you pull the trigger to initiate that push, when you land on ground you won't feel anything.

 

[SVEN]

Since you ask us to try to raise objections, I'd agree with every poster who has suggested the height is way too low, sorry. I have no idea why you imagine the bleach is necessary. I don't really see it contributing in any significant way towards a fatal result.

 

[The Burning Fool]

Since you ask us to try to raise objections, I'd agree with every poster who has suggested the height is way too low, sorry. I have no idea why you imagine the bleach is necessary. I don't really see it contributing in any significant way towards a fatal result.

Chemical burns are harmful so it would make my incidental treatment less likely to be successful. Anyway, I just made and posted another plan where I burn to a crisp, it's a lot more efficient than the bleach.

 

[The Schizoid]

If I were going to jump, I'd be aiming for 150ft and higher tbh.

Beachy Head - UK - Around 500ft at highest point.
Grand Canyon - 4000ft.

 

[The Burning Fool]

If I were going to jump, I'd be aiming for 150ft and higher tbh.

Beachy Head - UK - Around 500ft at highest point.
Grand Canyon - 4000ft.

I guess the police and preventionists are patrolling those areas so I'd rather do it in a more clandestine way.

 

[The Schizoid]

I guess the police and preventionists are patrolling those areas so I'd rather do it in a more clandestine way.

They cannot really stop you in time really. They're not absolutely everywhere