The sounds my keyboard is making doesn't sound as good as ASMR typing, but at the same time, I'm too broke to afford those ASMR keyboards. How do they even afford them in the first place? There are multiple types likes creamy, clicky, thwocky. You probably don't want one of those keyboards. Those keyboards? Just call them mechanical keyboards. Well, that's technical language. I mean, but it's more accurate that way. Why are you even thinking about this? Why not? Well, this is a laptop. Jesus, I'm making so many typos right now. Well, that's because you typing awkwardly. Yeah, but I don't want to get up. My arm is getting tired typing this. You can get carpal tunnel syndrome like this, you know. Oops. Put a comma in the wrong place. Comma? Yes, a comma. Not an apostrophe?