try cocaine

[brutalus]

guys! if you are going to kill yourselves, please please at least try cocaine and hookers before you go. i say it in seriousness although there is a funny meme about it:


maybe i become drugdealer pimp helping suicidals recover :D

 

[Ardesevent]

Becoming a drug dealer pimp is now proven to prevent suicide 100% of the time. Therapists are shaking in their boots.

 

[brutalus]

Im thinking of an all inclusive experience that caters to all tastes. women, men and others. all type of available drugs in mexico AND....

a failure service, in case you still want to go, some N, with all the other requirements. OR EVEN better! an assortment of methods available for your chosing! with spiritual guidance consuelor, etc etc...

ALL delivered in a paradisiac location, maybe enjoy with like minded people. in a secure location with trained personel. excellent food, etc etc.

LIFE OR DEATH HOTEL

 

[Cockney_Rebel]

Dragon's Den, here I come …

 

[hybridtheory]

cocaine is always a good time

 

[weepingfree]

Name your price

 

[Cockney_Rebel]

cocaine is always a good time

Until it runs out .

 

[weepingfree]

I've already tried hookers and cocaine, although separately.. and definitely never in mexico

 

[brutalus]

I've already tried hookers and cocaine, although separately.. and definitely never in mexico

its got to be all three together my friend ;) its the recipe!

 

[Jumping_realms]

Damn, an American citizen that went simply for that is set, because he's getting it at a fraction of the price a few hundred miles away in the US would be.

 

[brutalus]

Until it runs out

this is the modern day equivalent of SATANAS. i am making the sign of the cross right now.

 

[hybridtheory]

Until it runs out .

or until you can't find anyone in your area selling it

 

[Cockney_Rebel]

or until you can't find anyone in your area selling it

Would've given you a hug, but even hugs don't help in these circumstances …

 

[brutalus]

supply limitations are a terrible thing. im not sure i could prevent it at the hotel... the suppliers are always killing each other :(

 

[hybridtheory]

Would've given you a hug, but even hugs don't help in these circumstances …

drugs not hugs man

 

[brutalus]

HAHAHA its a great slogan!!!!!!!!
ITS VERY FUNNY because, you know in mexico, the president has a campaign thats called ABRAZOS, NO BALAZOS. which translates to HUGS, NOT BULLETS. it was a plan to grant amnesty to drug cartels.

 

[greyhound]

I posted something similar a while back. I actually got on opiates for the past 6 months and bought a quarter oz of coke for kicks. Eventually I lost control of the opiates starting using daily so had to pull the plug on them about a month ago. Coke is fun until you stop. Then if you wanted to kill yourself before multiply desire several times over..

None of this stuff is sustainable long term. But I agree for a few months why not numb the pain with drugs if you're going to go out anyway.

 

[brutalus]

its true. i cant sustain coke use for more than a few days. nose destroyed. and yes withdrawal is terrible. i want to try opiates. theres this rumor that dying with heroine is delicious. but i dont know if its available in my area. will check.

Damn, an American citizen that went simply for that is set, because he's getting it at a fraction of the price a few hundred miles away in the US would be.

its accessible for many rich countries! mexico can be dirt cheap :(

 

[LifeQuitter2018]

Hooker can be fun but too risky for me.
Not only the concern of STDs but also it's illegal here in my country.
I guess I'll either stick with my hand or buy a toy.

For drugs I'm not interested in it.

 

[WillSterben]

I will go on a huge coke bender(or MDMA, or both) with my ctb partner(still looking) before drinking N or slamming H as a final exit <3

 

[LittleJem]

Hmm Cocaine gives me about 10 mins of relief from depression. Cost per minute = very expensive. Prefer weed myself.

I do love this hilarious story though, have read it myself in my endless quest for treating depression.