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sserafim

sserafim

they say it's darkest of all before the dawn
Sep 13, 2023
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Cope lol. Did you know a cockroach has some extreme survival capabilities? They even can withstand nuclear fallout compared to humans. Maybe they'll take over rather than the birds lmao.

Nah. Cope. Unknown = fear so make something up that makes you feel good. Same as religion.

There are some eagles near the golf course I was at in Spain. They've even tired their luck with cats. Wouldn't chance it lol.
I just want an excuse to be lazy. Being a human is so much work. If I have to have a next life, then being a housecat sounds like the best way to go. People would take care of you and you wouldn't have to do anything. You can just chill. I would prefer eternal non-existence though
 
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Throwawayacc3

Throwawayacc3

Freedom
Mar 4, 2024
1,385
I just want an excuse to be lazy. Being a human is so much work. If I have to have a next life, then being a housecat sounds like the best way to go. People would take care of you and you wouldn't have to do anything. You can just chill. I would prefer eternal non-existence though
Again - and this is from experience. I've seen animals shelters for cats and dogs. Dogs are way more prominent because they require more work than cats in general (you can't just leave them be and only feed them). So what if you got some disgusting family? There's another thread on here of a dad who's a complete piece of shit and abuses the cat that's HE GOT. Some mental gymnastics there.

Yeah the non-existence is extremely likely rather than the transfer your mind to a cat unless you want to participate in some scientific studies 🧪 lol. That's more likely- mutated humans that end up taking over the current human race.
Zombie GIF by Resident Evil: Vendetta
 
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LaVieEnRose

LaVieEnRose

Angelic
Jul 23, 2022
4,366
I would like to be a freaking neurotypical. As far as i am concerned, fairly or unfairly, the world's your oyster then.
 
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Dliena

Dliena

𝚂𝚂 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚘. 43,53?
Dec 22, 2023
1,888
Just make me as an Alien and maybe this might sound messed up or weird ofc to say as a lowlife degenerate Homo Sapien like myself but I've for a long time had this indescribable attraction to otherworldly civilizations rather than Humans. They seem more beautiful to me but alas it's all just wishful thinking in my corrupt brain wave it's not like I deserve it anyway for all sins I've committed thruout this lifetime as this pathetic meatsult.

I'm just too screwed up truth be foretold hence why I'm here.
 
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sserafim

sserafim

they say it's darkest of all before the dawn
Sep 13, 2023
9,012
Again - and this is from experience. I've seen animals shelters for cats and dogs. Dogs are way more prominent because they require more work than cats in general (you can't just leave them be and only feed them). So what if you got some disgusting family? There's another thread on here of a dad who's a complete piece of shit and abuses the cat that's HE GOT. Some mental gymnastics there.

Yeah the non-existence is extremely likely rather than the transfer your mind to a cat unless you want to participate in some scientific studies 🧪 lol. That's more likely- mutated humans that end up taking over the current human race.
Zombie GIF by Resident Evil: Vendetta
I mean a housecat with a kind and loving owner, duh. I remember when I went to London back in 2022, my mom and I walked by the Battersea Cats and Dogs Home. It was a rainy day in November, and I thought about how those cats and dogs had sad lives. Anyways, I just think that being a cat is preferable to being a human. I honestly see nothing good about being human. It's just a multitude of responsibilities that I never even wanted in the first place
 
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Ash’Girl

Ash’Girl

Girl, Interrupted
Apr 29, 2022
386
I don't want to.
I want to stay in the in between. Maybe in a couple centuries I'll want to reincarnate again cause how shit it is will be forgotten.

Then I will return as a wild horse when humans have been obliterated as a race and the animals have taken back the planet: in a country with no predators that would eat a horse. 😉

If we do get to choose, though, or the whole soul lessons across multiple lifetimes theory is true, likelihood is more that soul me is gonna jump into another shitty human lifetime with more shitty "lessons". Though there's been enough trauma in this one so damn if I don't level up when I get back "home".
 
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BackToLobby

BackToLobby

My bad, first time living.
Apr 9, 2024
80
To have real love
 
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Throwawayacc3

Throwawayacc3

Freedom
Mar 4, 2024
1,385
I mean a housecat with a kind and loving owner, duh. I remember when I went to London back in 2022, my mom and I walked by the Battersea Cats and Dogs Home. It was a rainy day in November, and I thought about how those cats and dogs had sad lives. Anyways, I just think that being a cat is preferable to being a human. I honestly see nothing good about being human. It's just a multitude of responsibilities that I never even wanted in the first place
Yeah I know lol. Did your mum point at the cats and say "look even the cats got a PHD in forensics!!!" Or some other wild shit. It's so batshit insane but I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah Battersea is pretty rough. You only see changes and better outcomes with more independent homes/sanctuaries rather than the bigger charities.
Just don't get one near the coastal area of south Spain. As said before eagles 🦅. They are bloody huge.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,383
Once again I submit that I'd want to be a Male anglerfish. They are much smaller than the females and all they have to do is latch onto one like a parasite until they eventually die as a permanent lifeless organ that produces sperm for the female.
 
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sserafim

sserafim

they say it's darkest of all before the dawn
Sep 13, 2023
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Once again I submit that I'd want to be a Male anglerfish. They are much smaller than the females and all they have to do is latch onto one like a parasite until they eventually die as a permanent lifeless organ that produces sperm for the female.
Lmfao 🤣 I'm dead 💀
 
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TiredOfAllThis

Arcanist
Feb 5, 2024
453
Housecat or nothing
They suffer too. Even the most loved and pampered ones can get diseases, get affected by their parents' problems etc. They are often left alone when parents go to work, they are stressed when changing accomodation, and they age and die - not always peacefully.
 
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SadTitan

SadTitan

Member
Apr 8, 2024
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They suffer too. Even the most loved and pampered ones can get diseases, get affected by their parents' problems etc. They are often left alone when parents go to work, they are stressed when changing accomodation, and they age and die - not always peacefully.
I'd say they "can" suffer too. they only live for about 12-18 years (depending on stray or house kept) and are prone to a lot of diseases. Luckily we do have progressivly advanced vaccines n meds for cats. Cats leave the litter a couple weeks after birth so they shouldnt run into a lot of parent problems. Some cats enjoy being left alone, have you heard that some cats have gotten annoyed with their owners for being home more when the pandemic hit? lol
 
leavingthesoultrap

leavingthesoultrap

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Nov 25, 2023
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I don't want to.
I want to stay in the in between. Maybe in a couple centuries I'll want to reincarnate again cause how shit it is will be forgotten.

Then I will return as a wild horse when humans have been obliterated as a race and the animals have taken back the planet: in a country with no predators that would eat a horse. 😉

If we do get to choose, though, or the whole soul lessons across multiple lifetimes theory is true, likelihood is more that soul me is gonna jump into another shitty human lifetime with more shitty "lessons". Though there's been enough trauma in this one so damn if I don't level up when I get back "home".
Hmm if humans disappear a lot of big predators will return to their habitats. You can see this in the Chernobyl area. Wild horses and wolves returned there. I don't think that an area that would sustain a horse and exluded a large predator would be possible on this planet.
 
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Ash’Girl

Ash’Girl

Girl, Interrupted
Apr 29, 2022
386
Hmm if humans disappear a lot of big predators will return to their habitats. You can see this in the Chernobyl area. Wild horses and wolves returned there. I don't think that an area that would sustain a horse and exluded a large predator would be possible on this planet.
In U.K. they'd have to swim across the ocean cause we don't have any here anyway 😉 unless the smaller carnivorous species mutated or… I suppose if they escaped from zoos/wildlife parks then bred, they'd be looking for a food source. Things like wolves and bears that used to be native in the U.K. are long since extinct here (probably predominantly due to humans killing them all).
 
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