Please get off this forum and touch some grass.
My god. He's cracked the code! Such a simple answer to such a complex problem! I truly can't believe it was hiding in plain sight. The mystery of what causes depression has been solved! This is truly one of the greatest human achievements along the likes of Newton's discovery of gravity! A true mastermind of the human psyche indeed.
Mental health organizations worldwide are quickly implementing this depression-combative therapy named 'Grass-touching therapy' along with a few variations of names.
This is truly a moment of people hating the truth! The governments has been propagandizing the new generation and old alike into believing in disorders like 'depression'! Such illnesses are only the result of grass withdrawals (not to be confused with the slang term of Marijuana).
After implementing this new technique into my own life I can confidently say that it is 100% effective. My various mental illnesses including autism - a neurological disorder has been completely cured! After a few brain scans I have become completely neurotypical!
However due to the power of 'touching grass' it has become a substance of abuse rivaling the likes of fentanyl. In high doses grass can become very deadly. So deadly in fact many worldwide governments are militarizing grass as a chemical weapon and it has become synonymous with various terrorist and religious organizations like the 'Church of the Forbidden Grass' - a cult devoted to using grass to invoke enlightenment within the members. The death toll for such members are estimated at 448 deaths within the first day of discovery.
I spent far too much time writing this...