They didn't want to catch a bus

[Labean]

(13 января 2005 г., Хорватия) В один роковой день 55-летний Марко удалился в свою двухквартирную мастерскую, чтобы сделать себе инструмент для чистки дымоходов. Дымоход был слишком высоким для простой метлы, но если бы он мог прикрепить щетку к цепи, а затем чем-то прижать ее, это помогло бы. Но что он мог использовать в качестве груза?
У него оказался идеальный объект. Он был тяжелым, но компактным. И что лучше всего, она была металлической, чтобы он мог приварить ее к цепи. Он, должно быть, каким-то образом упустил из виду тот факт, что это тоже была ручная граната и была заполнена взрывчатым веществом.

Марко включил сварочный аппарат и начал создавать дугу между цепью и гранатой. Когда металл нагрелся, граната взорвалась. Сила взрыва мгновенно убила бедного Марко, разорвав шрапнелью стены сарая и разбив лобовое стекло «Мерседеса», припаркованного снаружи. Однако дымоход Марко остался нетронутым.

 

[FuneralCry]

I had to translate this as I do not understand Russian, but of course people die in accidents all the time. Unless we ctb, our death is out of our control. I want to die at a time of my own choosing rather than die in an accident. It sounded like an awful way to die but at least now he is at peace.

 

[Labean]

(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful day, 55-year-old Marko retired to his semi-detached workshop to make himself a chimney cleaning tool. He could attach the brush to the chain and then press it down with something, that would help. But what could he use as a load?
He had the perfect object. It was heavy but compact. Best of all, it was metal so he could weld it to the chain. He must have somehow overlooked the fact that it was also a hand grenade and was filled with explosives.

Marco turned on the welding machine and began to create an arc between the chain and the grenade. When the metal got hot, the grenade exploded. The force of the explosion instantly killed poor Marco, ripping open the walls of the barn with shrapnel and shattering the windshield of a Mercedes parked outside. However, Marco's chimney remained intact.

 

[Kennish]

What an odd story

 

[Apricity]

I'm sure he earned a Darwin Award for this.

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[motel rooms]

(13 January 2005, Croatia) One fateful day, 55-year-old Marko retired to his semi-detached workshop

Stop trying to make people on here feel guilty for considering suicide. Post stuff like this in the Offtopic section, please.

 

[Labean]

Stop trying to make people on here feel guilty for considering suicide. Post stuff like this in the Offtopic section, please.

You did not understand. This is not a mockery of the people who are here, but an example of the fact that people who do not strive to leave ahead of time are easier to do than those who strive for it.

 

[motel rooms]

You did not understand. This is not a mockery of the people who are here, but an example of the fact that people who do not strive to leave ahead of time are easier to do than those who strive for it.

You posted your little story in order to guilt-trip people considering suicide; don't pretend otherwise.