Method Theoretically speaking… (Car method)

[Kenny]

I know, I know. I've read all about how an attempt shouldn't be made with cars because if you survive you might be crippled for life, but let's throw some new scenarios into the field.

I'm going to be getting a classic car really soon, a beautiful old British car known for its lightweight and sportiness, and not so much for its safety. It has no airbags, its basically as low to the ground as a Lamborghini, and it's really small.

Theoretically if you're driving a convertible tin can down the road and you were to collide head on with an 18 wheeler at 110 kmh, there wouldn't be any surviving right? From what I'm thinking, it'd just run you over because the car is quite literally small enough to be crushed by a semi. It'd be a bit gruesome, sure, but I'm really impulsive so I think that this might be something I could do.

Just curious to see if anyone sees any flaws or would have any pointers, not sure what I can exactly ask for regarding methods but I'm just mostly looking to see what y'all would think.

 

[godbody]

I mean the obvious flaw is that you cannot guarantee you will die, that the truck driver won't swerve — even slightly — that you or he is going fast enough, that something from either of your vehicles might be dislodged & simultaneously crush you, but "save" your life from further impact. You will 100% be disabled, but not 100% you will pass. The possibility of being alive for a minute, 10 minutes, an hour, days. The possibility of killing the other driver is also very high, & of traumatising them for life if they don't die.
Totally reckless, shot-in-the-dark method for yourself & for anyone else involved.

 

[Forveleth]

The answer does not change because you have a different car. There is not way to guarantee death in a car crash and the potentially consequences of living are terrible. No one here is going to tell you this is a good idea.

Also do not involve someone else. Crashing into another vehicle to cause your own death is grossly unfair to the other person.