The sperm race

[disgusting-life]

People hear that their sperm won the 'race' and think it's something to rejoice over and feel special about

Like whaaaatt
someone fucking pinch me

It's profoundly unfortunate to have your sperm win againt over 40 MILLION others !? Terrible luck. Absolutely terrible

We're not 'special' for winning that death race, we were just conscripted

 

[_Gollum_]

THANK YOU. It is truly the most terrible luck. The greatest tragedy.

 

[searchingforpeace]

I couldn't agree more. I'm so **** that I'm the **** sperm that made it to the egg. Screw that

 

[Sadbanana]

My sperm was lied to, it expected something good to happen if it wins

 

[PI3.14]

It was a terrible luck in my case too, some are glad though, cus , well, people can actually have a very good life from the moment they're born to the moment they die, not all of us have access to such life though unfortunately.

 

[Arvayn]

The sperm cell containing my genetic instructions racing past future scientists, military commanders and world leaders so that I can eat chocolate, reject society and obsess over dead bodies:

 

[Xi-Xi]

I wish my sperm cell ended up on the ground or in a sock somewhere. At least then, I would have brought enjoyment to someone.

 

[pthnrdnojvsc]

the worst luck.

it's even worse luck when you consider every ancestor to the first cell imo quadrillions odds bad luck

every ancestor had to survive long enough to replicate for 4 billion years. then the human ancestors

i guess everyone when reminded "yeah i'm just a microscopic sperm" but then don't get the implications , the even more similarity of that sperm cell or that egg celln or zygote to the first cell and that a human is just a machine, cells , chemical reactions more...

 

[LastAcrobat]

Fun fact! (Or not) but you didn't actually "win a race" but instead you were chosen. Thats right! Of every sperm that could have been chosen it ends up being whoever is reading this.

Fun, why did it have to be me tho?

 

[kingzen]

FR shit it ain't even worth winning if your dirt broke mfs be ejaculating people into poverty (where's the logic behind that???) most stupid race ever

 

[Realog11]

Fun fact! (Or not) but you didn't actually "win a race" but instead you were chosen. Thats right! Of every sperm that could have been chosen it ends up being whoever is reading this.

Fun, why did it have to be me tho?

Same if it was another person my family would have a better life