Pluto
Meowing to go out
- Dec 27, 2020
- 3,843
Disclaimer: This style of self-deprecating humour may be offensive to some. It is intended as comic relief from the absurdity of the situation, not to make light of our suffering. Please disregard if this is not your style of humour.
Disclaimer 2: Extreme caution is necessary if actually thinking of meeting people, even if you think there's 'nothing to lose'. This is especially for young female members who have been targeted many times. In amongst the gentle, honest people here are a minority of demonic Dark Triad predators.
Disclaimer 3: This pisstake is not sanctioned by this website.
By special request, I hereby launch the Sanctioned Suicide Dating Thread. Since so many people here are suffering due to social isolation, a lack of understanding, being constantly invalidated by the normies around them and dearth of emotional support, being able to connect with empathic, like-minded others for friendship or relationship could be a literal lifesaver, so long as you don't end up getting murdered.
To participate, all that is needed is your anime picture, 'ASL' and your best qualities. For example:
42, male, Victoria/Australia
Best qualities: Very skillful at giving cats neck-rubs. Can out-sleep the same cats. Proud survivor of narcissist family abuse, hence only leaves the house when absolutely necessary. Recently broke a bone at the gym, but the remaining 205 are probably OK. Have been 1 month away from CTB for the past 25 years.
Disclaimer 2: Extreme caution is necessary if actually thinking of meeting people, even if you think there's 'nothing to lose'. This is especially for young female members who have been targeted many times. In amongst the gentle, honest people here are a minority of demonic Dark Triad predators.
Disclaimer 3: This pisstake is not sanctioned by this website.
By special request, I hereby launch the Sanctioned Suicide Dating Thread. Since so many people here are suffering due to social isolation, a lack of understanding, being constantly invalidated by the normies around them and dearth of emotional support, being able to connect with empathic, like-minded others for friendship or relationship could be a literal lifesaver, so long as you don't end up getting murdered.
To participate, all that is needed is your anime picture, 'ASL' and your best qualities. For example:
42, male, Victoria/Australia
Best qualities: Very skillful at giving cats neck-rubs. Can out-sleep the same cats. Proud survivor of narcissist family abuse, hence only leaves the house when absolutely necessary. Recently broke a bone at the gym, but the remaining 205 are probably OK. Have been 1 month away from CTB for the past 25 years.
