TheAmazingCriswell
I predict...
- Apr 28, 2021
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Lol, who the fuck is the guy in the bottom pic?Not as well as these pretty boys
dood i just stepped out to try to git laid by the boy across the street when what do i see trot by but an amish horse and buggy. i can see why the amish mafia never took off: it couldnt. i can literally outwalk such a contraption. the pigs would take it out easy in a "chase". it was all hardcore an shit, with headlights and dead silence. the only way their drive by shootings would werk is if you was asleep while they were takin fire at ya. or if you was too buzzed to move fast. and youd hear it coming from like space. clikity clikity clikity. altho i respect that shit, i could never live like that.
that dudes gittin er done with the butter churner shit hahadood i just stepped out to try to git laid by the boy across the street when what do i see trot by but an amish horse and buggy. i can see why the amish mafia never took off: it couldnt. i can literally outwalk such a contraption. the pigs would take it out easy in a "chase". it was all hardcore an shit, with headlights and dead silence. the only way their drive by shootings would werk is if you was asleep while they were takin fire at ya. or if you was too buzzed to move fast. and youd hear it coming from like space. clikity clikity clikity. altho i respect that shit, i could never live like that. so bizarre,..,,for fucks sake, i drink blood and practice self cannibalism and am covered in tattoos and self inflicted scars, im always twitching and have more spikes on me than a fuckin dinosaur...and im more normal in todays world than they are. View attachment 69581
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that dudes gittin er done with the butter churner shit haha
bahahaha enjoi farming ye olde mutant corncobs that bite yer asshole off when you try to pick em. am i the only one that loves the mighty corona virus? lookit all the epic shit it gave us: ninja and/or bandit masks. thousands of dollars. mad free time. excuses for everything. lots of dead assholes. free shit everywheres. im pist they whipped the apocalypse into a manageable state. ill be on bandit mode for years after this. fuckit ive got both corona shotpokes...i just like the armageddonnyness of it all. come on doom cootie, make a comeback., im runnin outta cash and i wanna trip dammit