The “admit something embarrassing about yourself” game

[worldexploder]

This is really hard to admit -

When I was 14 I took a mirror to my butt, bent over, and watched myself do number 2 ugh god!

 

[BaconCheeseburger]

I could be here all day if I had to choose just one thing. #alwaysashamed

 

[Roulette]

This is really hard to admit -

When I was 14 I took a mirror to my butt, bent over, and watched myself do number 2 ugh god!

Butt why

 

[Red star]

Sometimes I put lemon and herbal tea in my coffee

 

[your pathologist]

I have cheated on everyone I have ever been with.

Wow. I deserve to be here.

 

[Miss clefable]

I'm a walking embarrassment I need to die so badly

 

[I've waited so long]

i have never accomplished anything.
i'm jealous of all three of my brothers, they are all taller than me have talents and are very social and good looking, i'm short suicidal and the oldest.

 

[littlelungs]

This is really hard to admit -

When I was 14 I took a mirror to my butt, bent over, and watched myself do number 2 ugh god!

I don't need to ctb anymore because this made me die from laughter. RIP.

 

[littlelungs]

When I was about 4 or 5, I wanted attention and noticed that all the adults seemed to favour babies, so one day I got the brilliant idea that I was going to act like a baby... like, go ALL OUT. I knew that babies wore diapers but I obviously didn't have any, so I made a diaper out of construction paper and decided to test it out -- and I ended up peeing all over the floor. You could say my mom was... pissed.

 

[ZeitZuGehen]

I have cheated on everyone I have ever been with.

Wow. I deserve to be here.

But...why? I never understood why people would cheat, can you broaden my horizon?
I don't want to pressure you into answering or judge you btw

 

[IwasElla]

Maybe it won't sound very embarrassing, but I hate myself for this weakness. I am very ashamed that almost in every person I meet or interact closely lately, I begin to see a person who can save me. It's good that I can tell myself in time something like "Only N. can save you, stupid b*tch."

 

[naia_]

When I was little - older than I'd like to admit - I was a guest at my school teacher's home. Then I had to pee. But I waited. I was embarrassed to ask where the bathroom was! 20 minutes pass. 30 minutes pass. An hour. And finally, I couldn't hold it anymore, I blushed and asked the lady - "sorry, where is the.."

And then of course.
I peed right there. Standing in the doorway. All over the kitchen floor.

 

[your pathologist]

But...why? I never understood why people would cheat, can you broaden my horizon?
I don't want to pressure you into answering or judge you btw

Cuz I'm a piece of shit?
Just poor self control. Something happens with someone and instead of going, I should wait and break up with my significant other... you dont. You do the thing. Then you feel bad. Or not.
For me its happened mostly while drunk.
Mostly in long distance relationships.
Dont worry, I plan on killing myself.

 

[lady_godiva]

Ran full speed right into a wall and got a concussion + broken finger. Hitting the wall was unintentional. I missed the doorway.

 

[nzdarkshark]

When I was really young at the end of a kindergarten day - I was so happy to see my parents that I closed my eyes and ran towards them...and turned slightly as I did so - nearly approaching the wrong family xD

 

[jaemus12]

In grade 1 there was a giant booger stuck in my nose so I started picking my nose when the teacher was talking. She got fed up with my rigorous nose picking she was like "Jaemus, please stop doing that"

My booger was still stuck there :(
I sat in the front row of the class :)

 

[AveryConure]

I write Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction.

I win.

 

[Jen Erik]

I have one tattoo that I specifically got to cover up another, poorly-designed tattoo. Tattoo guy warned me about my problematic design, but I insisted anyway, because first-time tattoo customers like myself know it alllllll, of course.

 

[Lra888]

I write Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction.

I win.

Erotica?

 

[AveryConure]

Erotica?

Hey someone gave me $5 to do it so I ain't gonna say no.

 

[Deafsn0w]

i had explosive diarrhea in class yesterday

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

When I was a teenager some classmates and I were goofing off on a school trip one night, all playing truth or dare. At one point I was dared to dance while stripping down to my boxers. I did so, and was kind of lost in the music, when I suddenly noticed everyone around me laughing their asses off. I thought they were enjoying my moves so I laughed too and kept getting down. It was only like 30 seconds later that I looked down and saw my dick sticking out the front of my boxers. I didn't notice at all until that point.

 

[Asylla]

I once looked for my phone with my phone's flashlight.

 

[Final Escape]

This is really hard to admit -

When I was 14 I took a mirror to my butt, bent over, and watched myself do number 2 ugh god!

I can beat yours but I won't say what I did lol!

 

[Final Escape]

I have cheated on everyone I have ever been with.

Wow. I deserve to be here.

I was the same, I feel horrible looking back. I just murdered my early relationships.

 

[worldexploder]

I can beat yours but I won't say what I did lol!

My best friend (the one who passed from an overdose in 2010) had this hot girlfriend. It was 2006...they left for Go-Mart. Then I found her dirty stinking underwear and sucked the sweet shit stains right out of them. I'll admit it - I got a body odor fetish. I'm also into scat. Let's just say when I was finished with her panties, they didn't need to be put though the drier.

A lot of people do weird ass shot mow!

 

[Final Escape]

My best friend (the one who passed from an overdose in 2010) had this hot girlfriend. It was 2006...they left for Go-Mart. Then I found her dirty stinking underwear and sucked the sweet shit stains right out of them. I'll admit it - I got a body odor fetish. I'm also into scat. Let's just say when I was finished with her panties, they didn't need to be put though the drier.

A lot of people do weird ass shot mow!

That sounds disgusting but I guess everyone has their thing lol!

 

[worldexploder]

That sounds disgusting but I guess everyone has their thing lol!

Lol yup. We all got our kinks! Looking back I could have gotten e-coli

 

[Final Escape]

Lol yup. We all got our kinks! Looking back I could have gotten e-coli

Yea

 

[Iwant2sleepforever]

I couldn't get over a girl for a long time, I wish I could go back and time and got over her a lot sooner instead of thinking about a girl not worth thinking about. Anything related to me and girls is embarrassing tbh, even when one approached me I fucked it up.