Games Tell A Lie!

[_AllCatsAreGrey_]

I had a fantastic one-on-one meeting with my boss today. I'm looking forward to work tomorrow. I'll get a full night's sleep.

 

[Eriktf]

i do not want to sniff a snake

 

[The Morningstar]

i do not want to sniff a snake

This is not the third time I have seen you use this particular peculiar phrase, and I am not at all extremely dying-to-know curious as to what the Hell you are on about.

 

[Eriktf]

This is not the third time I have seen you use this particular peculiar phrase, and I am not at all extremely dying-to-know curious as to what the Hell you are on about.

i will never tell you why i want to sniff a snake

 

[alicia8bell]

I feel very happy and loved today

 

[sy46]

I love school, I don't watch my little pony and I can cook!!

 

[r.m.216]

Everything is gonna be fine

 

[The Morningstar]

I can always tell how someone feels about me without having to ask them. It's just so obvious. "Of course they don't need space right now; they need me around more than ever." "Obviously, they like me as more than a friend." "They would never stab me in the back; they are one of my best friends!"

 

[renaxx]

I am a gay

 

[Dejected 55]

I am handsome and hopeful of a happy life with a partner who loves and respects and sees and understands and accepts me as fully as I accept her and I do not at all want to die at every waking moment of my life.

 

[The Morningstar]

I don't overshare, and even if I did, it would have never gotten me into trouble.

 

[Eternal Disaster]

My life is so great and full of happiness.

 

[bloominghopelessne]

From 25–55 meters people quite often survive, there are no guarantees

 

[Grog]

I'm enough

 

[Eriktf]

i will live a happy and fulfilling life

 

[AfroWarTiger]

I'm happy

 

[The Morningstar]

You were the sperm that won the race.

(It literally doesn't work like that, quit with this damned misinformation, and learn some freaking biology.)

 

[princexhhn]

I'm straight.

 

[Eriktf]

i did not touch a 1954 fender stratocaster today

 

[Eternal Disaster]

I am a very smart and cool person who is happy and content.

 

[EvilStepSister]

I'm not excited at what's being delivered soon...

 

[lasttogo]

I am so unbelievably happy to be alive, and I am absolutely not continuing to suffer for no reason.

 

[hippiedeath]

When I was president, the country was prospering. They fired me for being late for work, those bastards. Now I rake leaves at a country club for compulsive liers. After I dug a hole to China, I exported natural resources through the hole as a lark. I know it was a panzi scheme, but it paid the bills half the year. The other half I spent training navy seals in night assault tactics using only common household items. If the deal between the Goodwill and The Salvation Army I brokered had stood; I'd still be the oldest man to ever lead this country in thrift store marketing. At 152, I look back and say, man those were good days.

 

[kazatte]

i have not been coughing violently for the past week

 

[INYGTRMTFMO]

That client meeting at work that I was dreading went fantastic, and I am not at all resentful towards my employer for refusing to move this case off of my caseload. :D

 

[hippiedeath]

I would never date a transgender girl.

 

[amerie]

I've never eaten junk food

 

[hippiedeath]

I've never eaten junk food

 

[beebeb]

I want to get out of bed and piss. I am surely not considering just pissing my pants