Suicidolympics

[CFLoser]

So I was thinking, what if the SS staff set up a Suicidolympics.

I always see these people who have these crazy ideas how to CTB. We should put them to the test.

Categories:

Fastest Sui
Most Creative Sui
Funniest Sui
Saddest Sui
Goriest Sui

etc. I need more help with categories.

Joke post and not a suggestion which is y its here.

 

[Snake of Eden]

Sounds more like an award contest than an olympic to me lol:
Ugliest suicide
Prettiest suicide
Happiest suicide
Most unexpected suicide
Most dramatic suicide

 

[motel rooms]

Joke post and not a suggestion which is y its here.

But this is Suicide Discussion, not Offtopic

 

[Versailles]

But this is Suicide Discussion, not Offtopic

Good idea, but I prefer the world championship of masturbation

 

[motel rooms]

the world championship of masturbation

"I came, I saw, I came last, I won."

 

[Ch92921]

"I came, I saw, I came last, I won."

this is a suicide forum not gay chaturbate.

 

[Gustav Hartmann]

My first association: Werther effect, copycat suicide

 

[rationaltake]

But this is Suicide Discussion, not Offtopic

Maybe OP meant it's here as opposed to the suggestion thread?
Most ecofriendly sui
Most sporty sui
Most cultural sui
Best sui with puppets
Sui with best costumes
Best sui with opera
Best sui using AI
Best sui on water

 

[motel rooms]

this is a suicide forum not gay chaturbate.

If that was a real joke & not yet another unintentionally funny angry comment, I'd actually love it, but almost everything you say just makes me sad because I know your OCD makes you think being gay is pathological. I'm sorry, but I'm tired of defending you from people who don't understand you suffer from extremely unpleasant, unwanted, uncontrollable homosexuality-related obsessions. I'm forced to block you to stop upsetting you just by existing.

 

[fox_wannabe]

Good idea, but I prefer the world championship of masturbation

I hope style is included in score.