Braindead Atheist
Specialist
- Oct 7, 2020
- 387
Why not die drinking a bunch of my favorite wine? I was thinking a 16+% wine and 3 or so bottles at once. It would feel good to get drunk and then I'll get this discusting burden of a life off my back and go to eternal neutrality. Why live a pleasurless life just because my lack of existence would make someone feel bad temporarily?! My circumstances sure aren't temporary.
I did the BAC calculation. I'll have to drink a bit more just to assure that I'll die. With my luck I'll be revived with horrible damage unless I drink significantly more than what's on here.
It's really a celebration of freedom forever. No more horrible realities and horrible people.
My parents are so stupid you guys...they said I should "give" my life to "god". Seriously, why would I do something like that? God at best is nonexistent. I prayed for so long that this crap would be over and maybe this "all knowing, powerful and benevolent " god would use some of those qualities to heal my mental retardation and pcos. But I never had that happen and I think all of those stories I saw about such things were 1. never investigated 2. Exaggerated 3. Info was left out on purpose or 4. Untrue to begin with.
So my parents can go all out and "pray" for my "soul" but I'm just going to make fun of them for it and not really take their stupid adult Santa clause thing seriously. But who knows, maybe one day Jesus, the easter bunny, and the magical leprechaun will "reveal" themselves to me and convert me to their underground society of believers.
I just have to "think positive" and believe it with my "heart and soul" and ditch logic at the door.
My faith in satire and sarcasm will keep me going.
#nottodayjesus
I did the BAC calculation. I'll have to drink a bit more just to assure that I'll die. With my luck I'll be revived with horrible damage unless I drink significantly more than what's on here.
It's really a celebration of freedom forever. No more horrible realities and horrible people.
My parents are so stupid you guys...they said I should "give" my life to "god". Seriously, why would I do something like that? God at best is nonexistent. I prayed for so long that this crap would be over and maybe this "all knowing, powerful and benevolent " god would use some of those qualities to heal my mental retardation and pcos. But I never had that happen and I think all of those stories I saw about such things were 1. never investigated 2. Exaggerated 3. Info was left out on purpose or 4. Untrue to begin with.
So my parents can go all out and "pray" for my "soul" but I'm just going to make fun of them for it and not really take their stupid adult Santa clause thing seriously. But who knows, maybe one day Jesus, the easter bunny, and the magical leprechaun will "reveal" themselves to me and convert me to their underground society of believers.
I just have to "think positive" and believe it with my "heart and soul" and ditch logic at the door.
My faith in satire and sarcasm will keep me going.
#nottodayjesus