Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

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Oct 7, 2020
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Why not die drinking a bunch of my favorite wine? I was thinking a 16+% wine and 3 or so bottles at once. It would feel good to get drunk and then I'll get this discusting burden of a life off my back and go to eternal neutrality. Why live a pleasurless life just because my lack of existence would make someone feel bad temporarily?! My circumstances sure aren't temporary.

I did the BAC calculation. I'll have to drink a bit more just to assure that I'll die. With my luck I'll be revived with horrible damage unless I drink significantly more than what's on here.

It's really a celebration of freedom forever. No more horrible realities and horrible people.

My parents are so stupid you guys...they said I should "give" my life to "god". Seriously, why would I do something like that? God at best is nonexistent. I prayed for so long that this crap would be over and maybe this "all knowing, powerful and benevolent " god would use some of those qualities to heal my mental retardation and pcos. But I never had that happen and I think all of those stories I saw about such things were 1. never investigated 2. Exaggerated 3. Info was left out on purpose or 4. Untrue to begin with.

So my parents can go all out and "pray" for my "soul" but I'm just going to make fun of them for it and not really take their stupid adult Santa clause thing seriously. But who knows, maybe one day Jesus, the easter bunny, and the magical leprechaun will "reveal" themselves to me and convert me to their underground society of believers.

I just have to "think positive" and believe it with my "heart and soul" and ditch logic at the door.

My faith in satire and sarcasm will keep me going.
#nottodayjesus
 

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DeepDespair101

DeepDespair101

Just Give Me Drugs
Dec 13, 2022
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You'll likely throw up well before you reach a lethal BAC. Even if you somehow don't, I can't imagine alcohol CTB will be too pleasant. I'm sorry to hear what you're going through but honestly, this method will do more harm than good with a likelihood of failing and an even greater likelihood of permanently damaging your organs.
 
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kazewoatsumete

kazewoatsumete

hey come on and bury me!
Dec 11, 2022
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Borderline impossible to pull off, and it would quickly stop being pleasant. Alcohol poisoning is a very uncomfortable thing to get to. If you were to try alcohol poisoning at all, maybe a liquor like Everclear (180 proof I believe) would be your best bet. Still extremely unpleasant. You will be vomiting and begging for mercy lol
 
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IwanttodieASAP

Student
Nov 5, 2022
103
Believe me, this is my choice of method. I'd love to go this way but as the first guy said, it simply dosent work. All the math and statistics do not account for real life. Not only would you throw up most likely, say you fo succeed, unless ur so lucky to die immediately, alcohol poisoning takes days to work. Your liver as shuts down over three days, ur skin turns cold and moist and yellow and u just feel pain like no other, especially when you urinate, until you body gives up on you. If it was easier, I'd done it months ago, trust me man and I'm sorry to disappoint but its not worth it
 
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onceuponadec

onceuponadec

I am a poor wayfaring stranger
Dec 23, 2022
107
The only time I've heard of this working in recent years, was a college student at my school, but he had a condition where he could not process the alcohol correctly.

You would need to add some thing in order to actually CBT.
 
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Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

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Oct 7, 2020
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The only time I've heard of this working in recent years, was a college student at my school, but he had a condition where he could not process the alcohol correctly.

You would need to add some thing in order to actually CBT.
What do you recommend adding?
 
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oneeyed

Specialist
Oct 11, 2022
332
Not to mention you will also likely pass out, it's a defense mechanism to prevent poisoning. If I'm not mistaken, most people who do die from alcohol poisoning are alcoholics and have been drinking heavily for years. It just wears away your liver.
 
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wait.what

wait.what

no really, what?
Aug 14, 2020
985
I had a relative who drank themself to death. It took about 35 years. The actual dying part took a month, involved spreading internal gangrene, and was so awful I developed PTSD symptoms just from watching it. (I had PTSD anyway, but this added a brand-new head on my personal hydra of trauma.) I really can't recommend it.

It's said that Marilyn Monroe died after mixing alcohol and barbiturates of some kind. I think Heath Ledger died of something similar. Getting any quantity of powerful downers when you're not rich and famous is the trick, though.
 
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yyytry

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Sep 8, 2022
203
I'm a small person and recovering alcoholic.
I definitely drank in hopes to CTB by rolling the dice with circumstance.
Ended up doing a bunch of dangerous stuff that injured myself during black out, wrecking things. But never dying. Woke up in hospitals from alcohol poisoning.

Just not worth it. Never met my death during the black outs. Only nasty consequences or really embarrassing things.
 
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Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

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Oct 7, 2020
387
A handgun
Being really out of it and then shooting yourself-not a bad idea. Idk I just want to painlessly ease into the oblivion.
 
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bolt

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Jul 5, 2022
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probably dangerous to make you very sick and very alive....
 
brokenpersi

brokenpersi

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Jan 23, 2023
46
Dude I once drunk 4 bottles of wine, during 3 hours or so, didnt even knew its was close enough to end my life. But I'm from Eastern Europe, so this numbers can be a bit different for me :D Jokes aside, I think it's bad method. You will probably wake up with biggest hangover u can imagine or worse - liver damage.
 
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mlienow5

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Feb 16, 2023
1
I've recently lost someone very close to me, hence why I'm on this site. They drank a bottle of 70cl whisky over the course of about 12-16 hours and died. No evidence of vomiting. No other causes found by coroner, they weren't even trying to die. I don't think it's normal for that to happen though, probably due to drinking for many years. Although they never had liver disease or any other symptoms. Everyone told me that it wouldn't be alcohol poisoning because it's not that common.
 
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lonelyandsad

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Feb 14, 2023
15
Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning or close to it? It is absolutely miserable. I can't see this being a peaceful way to go. You're also very likely to vomit and end up just having an awful night.
 
Himalayan

Himalayan

"Wake up to reality, nothing ever goes as planned"
Sep 30, 2022
422
This can work, if you take the alcohol through your anus. Now, how much noise would a drunk guy make? After falling down and dying?
I think even i would be in your room to see what the fuss was all about.
 
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Braindead Atheist

Braindead Atheist

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Oct 7, 2020
387
This can work, if you take the alcohol through your anus. Now, how much noise would a drunk guy make? After falling down and dying?
I think even i would be in your room to see what the fuss was all about.
That's hilarious
 
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lionetta12

Just a random person
Aug 5, 2022
1,193
Why not die drinking a bunch of my favorite wine? I was thinking a 16+% wine and 3 or so bottles at once. It would feel good to get drunk and then I'll get this discusting burden of a life off my back and go to eternal neutrality. Why live a pleasurless life just because my lack of existence would make someone feel bad temporarily?! My circumstances sure aren't temporary.

I did the BAC calculation. I'll have to drink a bit more just to assure that I'll die. With my luck I'll be revived with horrible damage unless I drink significantly more than what's on here.

It's really a celebration of freedom forever. No more horrible realities and horrible people.

My parents are so stupid you guys...they said I should "give" my life to "god". Seriously, why would I do something like that? God at best is nonexistent. I prayed for so long that this crap would be over and maybe this "all knowing, powerful and benevolent " god would use some of those qualities to heal my mental retardation and pcos. But I never had that happen and I think all of those stories I saw about such things were 1. never investigated 2. Exaggerated 3. Info was left out on purpose or 4. Untrue to begin with.

So my parents can go all out and "pray" for my "soul" but I'm just going to make fun of them for it and not really take their stupid adult Santa clause thing seriously. But who knows, maybe one day Jesus, the easter bunny, and the magical leprechaun will "reveal" themselves to me and convert me to their underground society of believers.

I just have to "think positive" and believe it with my "heart and soul" and ditch logic at the door.

My faith in satire and sarcasm will keep me going.
#nottodayjesus
If it was simple and 0% chance of failing, this would be my method.
 
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downndone2

Living in misery
Jan 23, 2022
1,270
Maybe if someone did an IV bolus of everclear rapidly I would try it with some opioids snd such. I think it would still likely ve a failure for vast majority
 
Outandproud

Outandproud

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Oct 17, 2021
174
Ive done sanitary alcohol that is 90% + purity and still didn't die :/ the anus booze inyection mentioned earlier does sound like fun though, one last final humillation, also would be hilarious to see my mother try to explain people how I died
 
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martinso67

All human rights are important
Feb 5, 2021
232
Man that was my favourite method. But I throw up regardless me fasting for several hours.
I did get the idea for that because someone drank too much alcohol and they called the ambulance.
 
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Disaster

Experienced
Jan 24, 2023
291
Just because someone died of something doesn't make that "something" a reliable method.
About the ass-chugging, sounds funny until it isn't. Apparently it can cause necrosis of the bowel if the concentration is high. Quite gruesome. Personally I would prefer to shit through the natural off-road rather than an artificial one until the day I die, thank you very much. But you do you of course.
 
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milkshake&vodka

milkshake&vodka

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Feb 20, 2023
1
Isn't it possible to make it work just by inhaling enough alcohol vapours? it would probably prevent throwing up
 
leeloosnow

leeloosnow

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Aug 28, 2022
725
i tried to drink this much and intentionally OD some years ago. the wine i used was not as strong but the amount was the same, i think i used a 12% wine. also, i ate like 30mg alprazolam and 600mg methodone and put a bag on my head. i got found and it didn't work it just got me locked up. sry :aw:
 
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