Since we all think about it, what are your most far-out elaborate methods youve thought up

[Deformationalplagio]

I thought about pulling a fake gun on the cops so they would shoot me.

 

[Amorphous Blob]

Had a few, personal favourite is building a guillotine and have actually read of some successful cases of this but it'ss alot of work. Less interesting is self immolation with napalm maybe a bit of thermite to get it going as both are pretty straightfoward to make.
Oh and one I'd read online which was from this list of crazy ass methods (sadly can't remember the name was a few years ago), is to take an icecream scoop, 2 cadbury cream eggs then proceed to scoop your eyes out and slot the cream eggs in to give whoever finds you a real shocker.

 

[Sans]

Some guy in 2008 tied one end of a rope to a tree, the other end around his head, and then got in his car and floored it, decapitating him. Seems gruesome, but at least it was probably all over soon.

 

[ComingClose]

To be honest, I never really think of any bizarre ways to ctb but I have found myself wondering, as I've walked down a busy but not fast road, 'is that car going fast enough to kill me if i just step into the road?' I wouldn't actually do it because it might not work and if it did, that'd be horrible for the driver.

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

To be honest, I never really think of any bizarre ways to ctb but I have found myself wondering, as I've walked down a busy but not fast road, 'is that car going fast enough to kill me if i just step into the road?' I wouldn't actually do it because it might not work and if it did, that'd be horrible for the driver.

I thought about this especially when I go walking late at night.

 

[k75]

Honestly, being choked to death while having sex can't be that bad.

I've always really loved the idea of this.

 

[tabletop]

The coolest one I've read about is to build a guillotine. Set the guillotine on a timer then take a bunch of sleeping pills and lay down in place. That way ya get your head sliced clean off while sleeping.

 

[escapefromabuse]

I nominate this for the most creative: https://www.bizarrepedia.com/the-suicide-helmet/

 

[Neurodoom]

I had a great idea to buy a tent and charcoal with a grill. Seal myself in and drink and smoke and listen to my favorite songs. Turns out it was too 'real' to do that much planning.

 

[RealLifeTamagotchi]

Trying to sneak into North Korea...
(I live in South Korea.)

 

[Sensei]

Since the title says "most far-out"... I thought about going to North Korea and volunteer as a human test subject in a nuclear bomb experiment. The thought of getting totally vaporized in a fraction of a second sounds quite appealing. Obviously, I've never given it any serious thought, but it wouldn't surprise me if that regime would accept such an offer.

 

[Travis Pickle]

There's a ferry port relatively close to me in the UK that does cruises to Holland. I've gone to Amsterdam twice this way to take advantage of the whole relaxed cannabis scene although I prefer flying tbh. I've fantasised on more than one occasion about jumping overboard into the North Sea, preferably unseen so as not to traumatise potential witnesses. The combination of the freezing water and strong currents would, I believe, ensure that death would be very rapid.