send your obscure lore

[psp3000]

-I have been banned or blocked from editing wikipedia pages since about the age of maybe 13 or 16 (I have not checked if this is still currently in effect or how long these bans or suspensions last) and I always forget about it

-I was a bit of a kleptomaniac as a child and once I stole a pack or a few packs of Naruto themed trading cards and I felt guilty about it as soon as I left the store so after I opened the pack or packs of cards I stuffed them all in the crack that you usually find between the seats of a car so now someone probably has a used car that came with free packs of Naruto themed trading cards

-I can remember and recall most of my dreams

 

[itsoverforme303]

My mother tried to kill me multiple times when I was under 6 years old, and a few times after that as well. I honestly don't know how I actually survived till now. Well, mission accomplished eventually I guess. Ironically I know she will now cry when she finds out that I am dead.

 

[cme-dme]

- I took a course at the University of San Francisco when I was like 13 but only for 2 weeks :) was meant to be for game design but somehow ended up taking a 3D modeling course instead
- I was also a huge Discord fanboy at the time and forced my aunt to bring me to their HQ building...it was underwhelming
- I poured a juice box on a lamp when I was a kid for some reason and almost burned the house down
- One day, little child me was playing their favorite game, Terraria on the Xbox 360 when somebody who I did not know joined my world, placed down a chest, put all of the best items in the game inside as well as developer items that are normally impossible to get without cheating in the chest and left the world. I never saw them again :o

 

[JesiBel]

I had become friends with a man of my father's age. He was kind to me, and we had interesting conversations. We used to meet on the bus sometimes when I was a school student. He would sometimes gift me chocolates. In a few months he memorized the bus stop I frequented. One day he came to pick me up there in a car and said he would take me to classes. Luckily I didn't accept, and we never saw each other again.

 

[The Morningstar]

I used to dress as the Grim Reaper and hold an actual scythe while standing under the streetlight of a rural intersection at night, where cars frequently blew past the stop signs.

 

[L9 CHOCOSYRUP]

when i was like 10 i tried to go fishing by using a flipflop i found somewhere (it didnt go well)

 

[Eriktf]

i have wanted to sniff a snake for around 10 years

 

[trying ungracefully]

This is honestly terrible.

I was trying to teach my brother to swim in the pool and I was holding him so he could be like a board and floating. He kept lifting his head every five seconds so I held his head down because in my head you are supposed to have your head underwater while swimming. He end up almost drowning, he coughed up the water and the lifeguard checked on him and had him sit to cough for a minute. We were both very young. He is three years younger though.

To this day I don't know why I just didn't think for a second
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Also another terrible one.

I was arm wrestling with a dude on the playground that was concrete, our arms were on the ground. I thought I could win by doing a quick move with my arm but I ended up moving his whole body and his head slammed into the concrete. He was crying a lot and we got sent to the office, I didn't get in trouble though and he was fine. I ended up going to his house a few times too because I was friends with his sister.

 

[Dying Opportunity]

-apparently how I sound over the phone sounds nothing like my IRL voice, nor does it match my face if I didn't meet that person IRL first. I don't hear any difference when I hear my own voice played back to me (probably because I cringe at the sound of my own voice).

-my eyes interpret more shades of blue as green than most people's eyes do for some reason

 

[Cauliflour]

When I was 10/11 in my school's playground, I made a whole set of kingdoms based on various parts of said playground and would use rocks and leaves as people. The leaves liked to rip though so randomly I would make them violently rip to shreds while voicing their screams. Also hoverboards were leaves too and there was a kingdom in the hedge which I dread to think what the moral implications of that is.

 

[Unsure and Useless]

When I got my blood drawn, my blood was pitch black and too viscous to travel through the tube of a butterfly needle. I have salt, vinegar, and everything sinister running through my veins

 

[LaetumCat]

>When I was a child I was a "one-time" model for my mom's friend's kid's jewelry store. Two times
>This is just a random petty child thing but in first grade I used to steal candy from my classmates

i accidentally send someone self harm pics [groupchat]

>Happened to me too, but it wasnt a groupchat, just to my bsf, luckily he wasnt online and I deleted the pics before he could see

 

[shediedatsea]

i got into a legal fight with my ex's ex. it started because i was going through her instagram stories

 

[caffeinepanic]

When I was 14, I was "confessed to" and asked out by a friend at another school via text during a lock-down and was dumped (also by text) during my little sister's music-class recital like a few days later. I still wonder why she did it in the first place given most schools in our area were on lock-down too.