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LastFlowers

LastFlowers

the haru that can read
Apr 27, 2019
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I love cake and all but I'm not so sure I would want to choke on it. Choking is not anywhere close to an ideal method, no telling what will happen or if you could even make it begin to happen. Some of these method posts really make one raise an eyebrow.
If only Ctb was as simple as eating cake:love:
I wonder if anyone has ever choked to death on the dessert known as "Death by Chocolate"
 
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Ruby765

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Oct 13, 2020
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As a person with a throat problem where the doctors have said they can´t do anything about it takes me 20 minutes to just eat a cheeseburger from Mc Donalds, I have to chew my food till it´s liquid and I have been about to choke to death 5-7 times in my life where my dad gave me the Heimlich maneuver and to me this is one of the most traumatizing ways to go, the first time I choked I was a young child and it also happened in my late teenage years several times.

Does it hurt? Not at all not in the slightest but the panic and fear is unbearable so like @SuicidalSymphonies said "Please do not choke yourself with food" there are way better ways to go.
I tried it by I think I failed now I don't know if it's there or not but yeah my epiglottis seems to go a bit down than before and it has less gag reflex than before.wt shud I do now?
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I tried it by I think I failed now I don't know if it's there or not but yeah my epiglottis seems to go a bit down than before and it has less gag reflex than before.wt shud I do now?should I try to hold my breath for long so that I die n people think it was due to the food tht went inside me....
 
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woxihuanni

woxihuanni

Illuminated
Aug 19, 2019
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It only works if it is choc cake. Lord do I miss Stan in these parts.
 
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StringPuppet

StringPuppet

Lost
Oct 5, 2020
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I think if it was a reliable method of ctb you would hear about it a lot more
 
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SITEFAN

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Jan 14, 2021
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How would you cause the food to get stuck in your windpipe
 
Mm80

Mm80

Enlightened
May 15, 2019
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It is quite an easy method tbh. In fact, its a piece of cake.
 
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x~Sophia~x

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Always give 100% - unless you’re donating blood.
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x~Sophia~x

x~Sophia~x

Always give 100% - unless you’re donating blood.
Sep 10, 2020
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Thanks, sometimes the silly jokes are the best.hope nobody tries this method it sounds terrible.
As they say... laughter's certainly the best medicine ;)
 
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Endeavour

Mage
Dec 13, 2020
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Right, I've had enough. Get back Copper - I've got a chocolate cake and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!
 
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x~Sophia~x

Always give 100% - unless you’re donating blood.
Sep 10, 2020
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Right, I've had enough. Get back Copper - I've got a chocolate cake and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!

man day GIF
 
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