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eh, if they're ending up in the Abrahamic form of Heaven, they must be truly deserving of Hell, considering they managed to please the Abrahamic God.
Anyway, something just occurred to me, actually. A murderer once wrote in his journal that he'd be moshing in Hell. Does Hell really have a mosh pit?
Well, there's really two types of people that end up here: Genuinely evil Ones (think: red armbands & hats, white hoods, etc.), and they get the pain spikes; and then there's people that just didn't kiss enough ass, who I hide away in the secret 10th layer of Peace and Parties.
Oh, and I sorta fibbed about not checking the paperwork first--sometimes I just like to do a little trolling.
And WKYK? Amazing! Rip to Trevor Moore ☹️

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Well, there's really two types of people that end up here: Genuinely evil Ones (think: red armbands & hats, white hoods, etc.), and they get the pain spikes; and then there's people that just didn't kiss enough ass, who I hide away in the secret 10th layer of Peace and Parties.
Fair enough.
I'd ask if you could sneak me into the tenth layer, but honestly I'd rather just be a demon. Maybe become one of Lilith's daughters or something. I saw a girl on /x/ who became one.
Oh, and I sorta fibbed about not checking the paperwork first--sometimes I just like to do a little trolling.
Lainsmug
And WKYK? Amazing! Rip to Trevor Moore ☹️
RIP. My favourite one was the sniper one, or the "it's illegal to say..." one.


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"It's Illegal to Say..." lives rent-free in my head. I wonder if they still hold meetings under the Brooklyn Bridge at midnight on Fridays?
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leloyon

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Yeah, we still meet up, but it's every other Friday now.
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When I show up:
"Sic! semper! ...Tyrannosaurus Rex?"
Like I'm Ash Williams or smth
 
leloyon

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*sigh* You can just say it in English if you want... "thus always to tyrants"...
 
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It's for the best. Things tend to...materialize...when I speak Latin.
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Speaking of which, wouldn't it just be easier for us to summon you there? Wouldn't even need the password if we summon you.
 
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Ok, but it gets...weird.
It looks like being dissolved in acid, but in reverse. Tickles a little.
Need something to cover up the sulphur smell. NOT sage!
 
leloyon

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That sounds fucking metal actually, I'm gonna summon you just cuz I wanna see what that looks like
 
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I'll bring pizza!
What toppings do you like?
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One hundred.
 
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I'll bring pizza!
What toppings do you like?
I just have plain margherita pizza.
Though I have been curious to try anchovy pizza, none of the pizza places around here have anchovies.
 
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I'll bring a marg and a NYC-style pie with cheese and anchovies.
I unironically love anchovies. Too salty for most people, but you just need to pair it with a good bev.
What are you drinking?
 
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