Method Request for advice. Need death to look “accidental”

[bravotess]

Looking for advice on methods. I have a very significant life insurance policy. Took a close look at it and the money will not be paid if the death is a suicide (eliminates my plan for SN), or drug overdose, even if it's "accidental" (there goes my backup plan for a heroin OD). Guess I'm left with a car crash that looks to be an accident (meaning there are signs I tried to avoid the crash) or murder. Oh and if it's a car crash and I'm drunk the money won't be paid out.

am I missing any method? Anyone want to volunteer to murder me?

I guess I could always just say fuck the money and go with the SN. But I'm hoping ya'll have a better suggestion.

 

[JB1999]

Partial hanging and make it look like Autoerotic asphyxiation

 

[bravotess]

Partial hanging and make it look like Autoerotic asphyxiation

Hum...I think I'd prefer being murdered.

 

[Caspers]

A while ago my method was getting a hitman from the dark web, I'm not certain about the reliability and price though. Scammers exist unfortunately.

 

[JB1999]

You will not find a hitman on the darkweb. They are all either scammers, or police setups

 

[Infinite Conscious]

On your thread "Resigned", when you explained your situation and mentioned you have a life insurance, I was going to point out that those don't cover suicides and it would be hard to leave your husband and children with the 100K... but it seems somebody told you about that.

This will be a very difficult obstacle to overcome.

I watched a few documentaries on the topic of paying someone to murder, usually a partner, but it would be similar for yourself.
The police, and then the insurance company, would do a thorough investigation... they would even probably find this topic of yours on this forum.
Even if you get someone to kill you for 10-30K, you would need an almost perfect plan... no calls from your phones, dispose of the PC you're using, assure an alibi for your husband, don't have intermediary people... it would take a lot of preparation and it still might not work in the end.

Maybe drowning... but no helping materials.
Good luck.

 

[voyager (D)]

This is hardly possible with today's cars. Seat belts, airbags and other passive safety systems make this practically impossible. If you deactivate the airbag, the insurance company will notice. A heroin overdose could also be interpreted as a suicide.

You could paddle a long way out on a paddle boat in very bad weather. You will then drown. I don't know if this is right for you. You could also crash on a mountain hike.

 

[bravotess]

I could legally and easily get a gun. Maybe it could go off by accident while I was cleaning it?

This is hardly possible with today's cars. Seat belts, airbags and other passive safety systems make this practically impossible. If you deactivate the airbag, the insurance company will notice. A heroin overdose could also be interpreted as a suicide.

You could paddle a long way out on a paddle boat in very bad weather. You will then drown. I don't know if this is right for you. You could also crash on a mountain hike.

The policy explicitly states that drug overdose is even accidental are excluded. Drowning sounds very unpleasant.

 

[DyingAlf]

I was going to point out that those don't cover suicides

While some (a lot?) of insurance policies don't cover suicide there are some (at least in the UK) that do as long as the suicide is 2+ years after buying the policy.

@bravotess
Think about everything that you do regularly, what hazards would you usually avoid while doing them & are those hazards potentially fatal.
eg. If you swim you would usually be careful not to drown.
If you climb you would ensure to clip your safety carabiner on high climbs.
If you go walking or running you'd be careful to avoid a slip/fall from paths in high places.

edit: If you do ctb make sure that you destroy any & all evidence that you even thinking about it otherwise there might be potential for the insurance company to argue that your accidental death was not an accident.

 

[bravotess]

While some (a lot?) of insurance policies don't cover suicide there are some (at least in the UK) that do as long as the suicide is 2+ years after buying the policy.

@bravotess
Think about everything that you do regularly, what hazards would you usually avoid while doing them & are those hazards potentially fatal.
eg. If you swim you would usually be careful not to drown.
If you climb you would ensure to clip your safety carabiner on high climbs.
If you go walking or running you'd be careful to avoid a slip/fall from paths in high places.

edit: If you do ctb make sure that you destroy any & all evidence that you even thinking about it otherwise there might be potential for the insurance company to argue that your accidental death was not an accident.

Ooohhh. This gives me an idea. I could accidentally fall while taking an Instagram selfie.

 

[Infinite Conscious]

I could legally and easily get a gun. Maybe it could go off by accident while I was cleaning it?

The policy explicitly states that drug overdose is even accidental are excluded. Drowning sounds very unpleasant.

When you CTB with a gun, you need to position it properly... either in your mouth or on the side of your head.
When you clean the gun, you don't place it like that...
And a non-lethal gun wound in the head would be disastrous.

Drowning is actually a method where the subjects have the most peaceful expression on their face.
Of course it's not pleasant, no death is pleasant... but it may be one of the very few methods which could look like accidents.

And you should know that your husband would be the first suspect, especially if you have a large life insurance policy and him having had an affair.

Forget the money, if you want a peaceful end.

 

[NextSummer]

Inert gases. If you find somebody who takes the bag off your head and hides the equipment, it will count as a natural death. They wont figure it out.

 

[happy?1270]

hmmm I'm being creative with this one but you could drive of a bridge only thing is it would most likely be into water and you'd still unfortunately you could do it late at night and you drove of because you were drowsy at the wheel (just make a mild mention about how tired you are before leaving the house) you could also be drunk as the reason but i think you might have mentioned you cant do that either. Idk drowning is horrible and this sounds scary. but ppl mentioned drowning but not any good ones about how to though.

Inert gases. If you find somebody who takes the bag off your head and hides the equipment, it will count as a natural death. They wont figure it out.

yeeaaa but you'd have to get some one to do that, they'd have to hide it from the police, plus if they're found out they'll be in alot of legal trouble i assume

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

If you want death to look accidental, autoerotic asphyxia is a good choice. I'm considering this one. I don't care if I'm found naked surrounded by sexual objects, lubricants, porn videos on my phone, etc.

 

[Theregoesthatidea]

This comes up a lot on this forum, be it for a life insurance policy, for the sake of loved ones, or for their own pride.

gun cleaning accidents are relatively easy to fake if you can get a hold of one, but I would recommend buying the clamps, tools, and solvents that go with that. cops or another death investigator may look carefully into your death to make sure It was an accident.

peace and the appearance of an accident don't always lend themselves to each other, but I believe it can be done

 

[bravotess]

If you want death to look accidental, autoerotic asphyxia is a good choice. I'm considering this one. I don't care if I'm found naked.

Maybe I should actually consider this. In a strange twist of fate, there are quite a few guys that would attest that I've requested to be choked during sex.

Forget the money, if you want a peaceful end.

Luckily, I'm enough of an asshole to forget about the money and focus on my comfort.

This comes up a lot on this forum, be it for a life insurance policy, for the sake of loved ones, or for their own pride.

gun cleaning accidents are relatively easy to fake if you can get a hold of one, but I would recommend buying the clamps, tools, and solvents that go with that. cops or another death investigator may look carefully into your death to make sure It was an accident.

peace and the appearance of an accident don't always lend themselves to each other, but I believe it can be done

If I decided to go with this I'd definitely make sure I had all of the necessary cleaning equipment. Maybe even take a gun safety class.

This is hardly possible with today's cars. Seat belts, airbags and other passive safety systems make this practically impossible. If you deactivate the airbag, the insurance company will notice.

I realize car accidents have a bad reputation here but I live very close to a 6 lane highway and there is at least one fatality a week.

 

[Deleted member 4993]

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