Reminder: This is a non-farting forum.

[Someone123]

Please refrain from farting in this forum. Thank you.

 

[Rounded Apathy]

 

[jodes2]

I'll just do a silent one and hope no-one can smell it

 

[Pluto]

 

[never mind me]

LOL this made my day:)

 

[Grav]

Now if only my dog would read the forums.

 

[MellowAvenue]

 

[leeloosnow]

 

[counting-out-time]

I'll just do a silent one and hope no-one can smell it

I suppose as long as it's not a silent but deadly one

 

[makethepainstop]

Uhhh, sorry! YOUR TOO LATE!

 

[counting-out-time]

Damn lol, hope no one does a rip and follows through on this forum what could be worse!

 

[Dead Meat]

Is Burping allowed?

 

[makethepainstop]

Is Burping allowed?

Long as it's not from your assets region, should be good. Burps cannot smell as bad as farts!

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.

 

[makethepainstop]

I can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.

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Hand me my nose clothes pin!

 

[counting-out-time]

I can't make any promises. I had like four almond butter sandwiches for lunch.

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You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus

 

[makethepainstop]

You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus

Naw, more likely to be reported as a terrorist gas attack!

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

You should be careful then you could start ww3 with your anus

Reported for stoking global tensions and talking about anuses.

 

[makethepainstop]

Reported for stoking global tensions and talking about anuses.

Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.

Fortunately no one has launched nukes due to the rising global tensions, after this unprovoked terrorist gas attack. Casualties are still being counted, with many dead. Today the FBI, began an investigation, trying to determine the chemical makeup of this hideous new threat to world security.

I know, I'm at best a troubled boy, at worst, I'm a very sick little boy!

 

[leeloosnow]

 

[makethepainstop]

I told you idiots, DONT FEED THE DAMN HIPPOS CHILI!

 

[leeloosnow]

BUT ITS TACO ....THURSDAY?

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Please refrain from farting in this forum. Thank you.

But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!

 

[makethepainstop]

But ..... I have a lot of gas!!!

For the love of God, someone get this person some gas x for indigestion!

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

For the love of God, someone get this person some gas x for indigestion!

 

[leeloosnow]

 

[makethepainstop]

Now you all have done it! Supposing, one went to a zoo with an ape, baboon or monkey exhibit. Then arranging to feed a troupe of the critters some good old Texas chili.....with chocolate exlax as a dessert! Why I dare to conjecture that such a meal to those critters, could create such a poisonous gas cloud, that the visitors should have to be air lifted to the local trauma center for emergency oxygen! Naturally should such an event occur, one can easily imagine pissed off primates throwing poo at everyone and everything!

 

[MellowAvenue]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Oops!!!

 

[makethepainstop]

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Is anyone here familiar with African elephants? Do they like 90-octane Texas chili? Would 50 pounds per pachyderm be sufficient for my evil purpose? And how much chocolate exlax would an elephant need to eat to produce those auditorium-sized farts? Think 5 pounds would, do it? My friends, now you know why zookeepers insist on me having an escort when I view monkey or ape exhibits! You also are now privy to the fact that I carry a nose clothespin when I go to the local zoo!
(As for those of you who are sensitive, I am only kidding, I'd never hurt a dumb animal although I positively HATE baboons and more than a few humans!)