Excellent post, and yes, I had similar ideas in the past too, especially with how they treat people who are pro-choice, pro-right to die. Indeed, they would be unwilling to do so for long, or better yet, very paltry amounts of aid, like buying someone a meal, a cup of coffee/tea, and/or very small gift if even. Then they disappear as if they never interacted with said person. I believe they do those small deeds (enough to claim they 'helped', but not enough to solve a person's problems - assuming it could be solved to begin with) so they can feel good/proud of themselves (again, it's all about them). Regarding them rather hiring a hitman than to pay for our bills and debt, that would be ironic and perhaps even fulfilling our wish for us (for the people who want to be dead anyway).
They can start by paying the medical fees for the psych wards they love shoving us into.
I would be in favor of that. Let's make a policy/law where if one gets sent to the psych ward against one's own will (involuntarily, or voluntarily under duress (which technically is still involuntary just without the formalities) or threat of involuntary commitment), then the person being subjected to it will not be responsible for the bill(s) they incurred during their (temporary) stay. I am willing to bet that there will be less involuntary commitments and the bar to get forcibly committed will be even higher than it is now.
These pro lifers are so focused on forcing people to exist, regardless of the circumstances the person is going through. They certainly place more emphasis on quantity rather than quality of lives. Of course they don't care about what suicidal people go through in any way even if they pretend to. If they really wanted to improve quality of life for people they would realise that pro life platitudes and removing suicide method options don't really improve anything or solve real problems.
But at least in my case, nothing could ever make me want to exist, so the option of a peaceful exit from this life should always be there even if many people no longer are suicidal because of improved quality of life. Existing could never be desirable at all in any way to me, and nothing can stop deterioration from health problems. Maybe many could exist in a world that is focused on reducing suffering for people instead of just stigmatising suicide, but at least for me only death could bring me the relief that I wish for.
I feel the same way as well. No amount of money will solve the problems that I am still facing in the current day, and sometimes, some problems will never be solved, but merely accepted as treated as 'part of life'. I too, would rather opt out than to continue unnecessary endurance and perseverance for the sake of others. If there was no life, then there would be no problems.
Well the genie would have to give me several hundred million dollars, and a dude for my very own. But said dude should be at least 6'4 and have nice man fur. But if I can't have that, as there is no genie, then I'd rather make a final exit
I agree with you. I too have things that I could not reliably or easily fulfill in this life even if I yearned for them as much as possible. Even with money, it can only go so far and while my quality of life may be (objectively) better, it is still not sufficient for me to consider living. I would rather exit on my own terms, preferably with peace and dignity, but any (reliable and as painless) exit would be a boon for me.
But they won't because they don't really care, I even bet if they were forced to give us money it wouldn't be long before they send a hitman to kill us all 
