Story Prepare for a laugh at my expense! And cross your legs!

[Deleted member 1465]

I went in to the woods today, looking for fallen tree limbs to make staves out of to hold my leaf litter pile together.
As I was sawing up a promising section of fresh fallen tree, I had a nasty visitor in my jeans.
Mr Wasp only went and stung me on my happy sacs!
Little bastard.
What followed was a pantomime of pain; a scruffy middle aged man, dancing round in agony just off the path with his hands down his jeans, cursing loudly to the wildlife.
I am so grateful no-one walked past.
Imagine trying to explain that one to the police.

Luckily, I had cut the tree limb already and it made a useful walking staff, without which I might not have made it home.

 

[Soulless Angel]

OMG
How the fuck did it get down there, or was one wearing baggy shorts?!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

OMG
How the fuck did it get down there, or was one wearing baggy shorts?!

Just jeans. The little bugger followed me as I ran away too! I have no idea where he went, good job I didn't try to take my jeans off to find him...

 

[Soulless Angel]

Just jeans. The little bugger followed me as I ran away too! I have no idea where he went, good job I didn't try to take my jeans off to find him...

I wana ask how the balls are doing now, but that sounds so wrong

 

[Good4Nothing]

At least it was just a wasp. Could have been SO much worse.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I wana ask how the balls are doing now, but that sounds so wrong

I'm in a small amount of discomfort and not looking forward to tonight, but the pain has receded. Bert & Ernie have had a rough day.

 

[BitterlyAlive]

Ah shoot, this was a funny mental image. Glad you're okay. Also lmao at Bert and Ernie - perfect names, really.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Ah shoot, this was a funny mental image. Glad you're okay. Also lmao at Bert and Ernie - perfect names, really.

It hit Bert more than Ernie. Good job the little bugger had gone before he started on The Rest of Sesame Street!

 

[XYZ]

Did you meet the Pope while out in the woods?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Did you meet the Pope while out in the woods?

Yes, and what they say about him is true, he does.

 

[XYZ]

Yes, and what they say about him is true, he does.

You're a funny one, Underscore!