Angst Filled Fuck Up
Illuminated
- Sep 9, 2018
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Everyone loves infomercials. You can be like "no I really don't" but we'd all know that's cap. In fact, I would argue we have an inverse relationship with them, in that the shitter they are, the more we love them.
Man, I remember being awake super early one Christmas morning in the 90's. I was way too excited to sleep because I knew my parents had gotten me like a SNES and a mini pool table and all sorts of cool shit. It was torturous being made to wait til like 9am before getting to open presents. The only thing that helped me get through that morning was infomercials.
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GLH looks amazing. Granted I probably won't lose my hair, but I remember as a kid thinking having a bald spot wouldn't be too bad. At the time, I wanted to spray myself all over to look like sasquatch.
Bills Mays, legend, nuff said.
The Magic Bullet infomercial is also a classic. I bought it years later, only to find out it barely works. Total ripoff. No wonder it was on sale at Big Lots for a quarter of the original price. Swindling bastards.
Man, I remember being awake super early one Christmas morning in the 90's. I was way too excited to sleep because I knew my parents had gotten me like a SNES and a mini pool table and all sorts of cool shit. It was torturous being made to wait til like 9am before getting to open presents. The only thing that helped me get through that morning was infomercials.
Post your favorites below.
GLH looks amazing. Granted I probably won't lose my hair, but I remember as a kid thinking having a bald spot wouldn't be too bad. At the time, I wanted to spray myself all over to look like sasquatch.
Bills Mays, legend, nuff said.
The Magic Bullet infomercial is also a classic. I bought it years later, only to find out it barely works. Total ripoff. No wonder it was on sale at Big Lots for a quarter of the original price. Swindling bastards.
