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lofistos345

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I'm planning my suicide. I have made a will, letters and what's missing is the funeral arrangement. Any tips on how to plan your funeral without getting noticed? I was thinking of calling the funeral homes and telling them that I have cancer and I will die soon.
 
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Funeral home Don't care as long as they are getting paid.
 
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I've just written everything down in detail. Which funeral director, crematorium, songs and so on. If you leave step by step instructions they can just follow it. No need to contact anyone.
 
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Notf1xable

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.-Terry P
Oct 19, 2019
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I'm planning my suicide. I have made a will, letters and what's missing is the funeral arrangement. Any tips on how to plan your funeral without getting noticed? I was thinking of calling the funeral homes and telling them that I have cancer and I will die soon.
There's a youtuber called asked a mortician and she has entertaining informative videos about that subject. I have several options for my family to choose from but all will be "green" and good for the earth. But there are many options to choose from.

Ask a mortician not asked: corrected for word
 
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lofistos345

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There's a youtuber called asked a mortician and she has entertaining informative videos about that subject. I have several options for my family to choose from but all will be "green" and good for the earth. But there are many options to choose from.

Ask a mortician not asked: corrected for word

Dear Mortician,

I'm planning my suicide by the end of the year. I'll be using SN which makes my skin blue. Do you have any tips for planning my funeral in advance? Any tips? Thanks!
 
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Notf1xable

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.-Terry P
Oct 19, 2019
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Dear Mortician,

I'm planning my suicide by the end of the year. I'll be using SN which makes my skin blue. Do you have any tips for planning my funeral in advance? Any tips? Thanks!
I'm not a mortician but the YouTube channel called Ask a Mortician is one resource and she may have more as well.
 
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Stan

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Aug 29, 2019
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You would be amazed at the cosmetic capabilities of a mortician. I have seen it first hand from someone who had far worse than cynosis.

Depending on the country you live in, you can pre-pay. I know one member recently did it all via their phone.
 
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