RetroChaos
Still heartbroken.
- Dec 21, 2021
- 79
A little farcical story this evening:
Parents went out to a BBQ today while I stayed at home as taxi service (not a problem, I'm quite happy with that).
My dad gets super drunk and so does this other guy, I'll call C. C starts making loads of comments about my mum's breasts which she's uncomfortable about and she's repeatedly asked them to stop.
I arrived later to pick them up and an argument breaks out in the car between them with my dad making the issue all about himself rather than listening to my mum. He gets aggressive and starts slamming doors and smashing up furniture inside.
I try calming him down which devolves into me and mum smacking him.
I leave in hysterical tears and head to Dover, ready to CTB. I stop off at a service station to text my friends goodbye and all that.
My downfall here is that I said in the text I "beat up my dad" which isn't strictly true. Anyway my friends understandably call the police concerned.
However, while this was going on, my dad in his drunken stupor slips over and splits his head open on the coffee table.
Police arrive, to tell my parents that they've had two reports I'm gonna CTB, only to find my dad with blood gashing down his head.
Police then question my parents for ages apparently on the matter, with them wanting to charge me and my mum for common assault before my dad tells them to shut up and stop being stupid.
Meanwhile, I get lost in Dover, check my phone, see the missed calls from family, friends, and withheld numbers (presumably the police), and decide to head home.
I then get told the other half of the story.
Now currently my dad is in the hospital, mum's gone to bed wanting to forget the whole ordeal, and I'm stressing I'm going to get arrested for a third time over something that seriously isn't even my fault.
Parents went out to a BBQ today while I stayed at home as taxi service (not a problem, I'm quite happy with that).
My dad gets super drunk and so does this other guy, I'll call C. C starts making loads of comments about my mum's breasts which she's uncomfortable about and she's repeatedly asked them to stop.
I arrived later to pick them up and an argument breaks out in the car between them with my dad making the issue all about himself rather than listening to my mum. He gets aggressive and starts slamming doors and smashing up furniture inside.
I try calming him down which devolves into me and mum smacking him.
I leave in hysterical tears and head to Dover, ready to CTB. I stop off at a service station to text my friends goodbye and all that.
My downfall here is that I said in the text I "beat up my dad" which isn't strictly true. Anyway my friends understandably call the police concerned.
However, while this was going on, my dad in his drunken stupor slips over and splits his head open on the coffee table.
Police arrive, to tell my parents that they've had two reports I'm gonna CTB, only to find my dad with blood gashing down his head.
Police then question my parents for ages apparently on the matter, with them wanting to charge me and my mum for common assault before my dad tells them to shut up and stop being stupid.
Meanwhile, I get lost in Dover, check my phone, see the missed calls from family, friends, and withheld numbers (presumably the police), and decide to head home.
I then get told the other half of the story.
Now currently my dad is in the hospital, mum's gone to bed wanting to forget the whole ordeal, and I'm stressing I'm going to get arrested for a third time over something that seriously isn't even my fault.
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