Seagirl
Member
- Feb 26, 2019
- 58
This is what im going to do next week if its sunny
I am going to drive to cornwall, im researching perfect beaches. I will drice there not on motorways to avoid plod.
Im going to take 2 bottles of champagne & scotch. I will drink them in solitude hidden in a cave out of view of idiots.
At sunset im going to get my paddle board and wear a life jacket so i dont drown. The tide will carry me out & i will die of hypothermia. If i fall in the sea i wont panic as i will be drunk.
What do you think? Any other suggestions?
I am going to drive to cornwall, im researching perfect beaches. I will drice there not on motorways to avoid plod.
Im going to take 2 bottles of champagne & scotch. I will drink them in solitude hidden in a cave out of view of idiots.
At sunset im going to get my paddle board and wear a life jacket so i dont drown. The tide will carry me out & i will die of hypothermia. If i fall in the sea i wont panic as i will be drunk.
What do you think? Any other suggestions?