Overdosing on french fries.

[Someone123]

I am considering trying to overdose on french fries by consuming a large quantity of french fries and I wonder how many french fries it would take- of course they vary in size so perhaps this should go by weight. If I ate ten pounds of french fries do you think that this would be enough to burst my stomach so that perhaps due to internal bleeding I would ctb? I am very attracted to this method due to liking french fries. Does anyone here personally know anyone who has ctb by overdosing on french fries? Thanks for any thought on this.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

You would likely either vomit or experience stomach cramps to the point of violent diarrhea before you'd rupture your stomach. I like how you think though (not really).

 

[Someone123]

You would likely either vomit or experience stomach cramps to the point of violent diarrhea before you'd rupture your stomach. I like how you think though (not really).

I might not have been 100% serious. :)

 

[Manaaja]

French fries? I only overdose on Scottish fries.

Btw, have you remembered to use your trusty frying pan as a drying pan, Brock?

 

[Al Cappella]

No no no. Eat 2 cups of dried kernels of corn. They're very easy to swallow. Then hit a very very hot sauna, or the Sahara at noon. The corn will increase up to 50x in size, giving you the desired result. You're welcome.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

If this were a thing, maybe half the human population would have accidentally CTB'd on french fries Certainly, all of America would have…
French fries would need to be classified as a controlled substance

 

[Lost Magic]

hmmm, I wonder if this seasoning salt that I got will kill me.......







With love that is, yummy

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

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hahaha I wonder if this seasoning salt that I got will kill me.......







With love that is, yummy

Awww

 

[Pluto]

I tried this with donuts, but no luck.

 

[SpaceCadet]

I am considering trying to overdose on french fries by consuming a large quantity of french fries and I wonder how many french fries it would take- of course they vary in size so perhaps this should go by weight. If I ate ten pounds of french fries do you think that this would be enough to burst my stomach so that perhaps due to internal bleeding I would ctb? I am very attracted to this method due to liking french fries. Does anyone here personally know anyone who has ctb by overdosing on french fries? Thanks for any thought on this.

That made me smile, thank you, wouldn't mind dying like that at all!

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

I tried this with donuts, but no luck.

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Homer looks quite happy and very not dead if I may state my observation

 

[Someone123]

Homer looks quite happy and very not dead if I may state my observation

One observation I noticed is that he is a cartoon character and thus may not be subject to the some types of laws of physics that us mere mortals are. :)

 

[Manaaja]

One observation I noticed is that he is a cartoon character and thus may not be subject to the some types of laws of physics that us mere mortals are. :)

Homer is immortal?! Nani nani?! Though that would explain how he's still in his 30s (or early 40s) and just keeps changing his birth and teenhood decades.

I wish someone had made a cartoon about my dog. Then she'd be immortal. :3

 

[callme]

Please, move topic to Goodbye threads. Frites voyage, copine.

 

[Jalapeno26]

Man if only it was that easy, I would've been gone years ago!

 

[callme]

You could try frying in stale oil or something. Oh wait, no, actually. Nobody has died after eating McDonald.. Then combine with lead paint and keep inhaling the paint fumes? If you have ledtovers of an N bottle, you could make a great suicide salsa of it for dipping the fries in too.

If you are into mexican, add the salsa de muertos and fries to some bean and beef to make chilli con carnage

 

[Someone123]

You could try frying in stale oil or something. Oh wait, no, actually. Nobody has died after eating McDonald.. Then combine with lead paint and keep inhaling the paint fumes? If you have ledtovers of an N bottle, you could make a great suicide salsa of it for dipping the fries in too.

If you are into mexican, add the salsa de muertos and fries to some bean and beef to make chilli con carnage

One interesting was a person who died accidentally after eating pasta and pasta sauce that they left out- of course they left it on the counter for a week before eating it. For some people only four days does th trick- but usually it's just a bad case of food poisoning.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

One interesting was a person who died accidentally after eating pasta and pasta sauce that they left out- of course they left it on the counter for a week before eating it. For some people only four days does th trick- but usually it's just a bad case of food poisoning.

ChubbyEmu fan too? I like that guy.

 

[callme]

One interesting was a person who died accidentally after eating pasta and pasta sauce that they left out- of course they left it on the counter for a week before eating it. For some people only four days does th trick- but usually it's just a bad case of food poisoning.

Yes, when I reread your post confusingly, I was thinking how could food kill a guy? But then it just proves the food quality is shit, not the method miraculously working againat all odds. Lol took me a while.

ChubbyEmu fan too? I like that guy.

Now what's that rabbit hole? I only saw some titles to his videos and already hyped up to see what kinda funny bullshit is it. Actually one of the better youtubers it seems. Others of the "what would happen if Thor hit the earth with his hammer" or 5 minute historical nonsense talk, move way too fast, and they reek of ignorance spewing out common facts for ignorant people.

This on the other hand seems like Bill Nye and the annoying orange combined, interesting to see how it goes, but thanks anyway. And sorry I did say rabbit, I meant duck hole, yeah. Also hope his experiments dont include one, flippers crossed.