Not a serious thread: Troll or be trolled

[Stan]

Going to start a little stress ball of a thread. I do enjoy a pointless bit of flaming but most times it derails a thread. So I am creating this, a safe haven for those that would want to troll me (or anyone else) to get it out of their system. Or in reverse, if they want to be trolled can also use this thread.

Rules: If you want to troll me, ask my opinion on a subject and I will reply with a ridiculous statement that begs an argument. If you want to be trolled then just make a ridiculous statement. It is highly likely that others will join in so this is not a private consult with me. It is meant for fun and I may provide awards for original, funny and incredibly intelligent comebacks or statements.

Hopefully this could help ease some tension, or royally backfire. Who knows?

Next patient please....................................

 

[BPD_LE]

Women can't drive. I'm sorry but they clearly can't! Yes I'm a woman, but I identify as a man behind the wheel, which is my God damn right! Keep women off the road! (unless they identify as male drivers, in which case it's cool)

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Brexit means Brexit
Happy Halloween!

 

[Im2high4this]

We should all be peeing in our sinks and showers. Save a ridiculous amount on your water bill.

 

[Lethe]

Idk why anyone would want to troll you, Stan. You seem like one of the more level-headed and intelligent people on this site.

 

[Im2high4this]

Idk why anyone would want to troll you, Stan. You seem like one of the more level-headed and intelligent people on this site.

OHHHH ok that was a good troll! You had me going for a second! Intelligent!!! level-headed?? Haha you are rich Lethe, too rich.

Edit: Don't be mad I'm just trolling i regret coming to this thread already haha

 

[BPD_LE]

Idk why anyone would want to troll you, Stan. You seem like one of the more level-headed and intelligent people on this site.

No, he's a fool. Trust me. He never shares his popcorn.

 

[Stan]

Women can't drive. I'm sorry but they clearly can't! Yes I'm a woman, but I identify as a man behind the wheel, which is my God damn right! Keep women off the road! (unless they identify as male drivers, in which case it's cool)

Basically as I woman I can't talk to you because as a man it is obvious that I am superior. I wouldn't allow you to have sole control of a car, also would not allow you access to the internet. Back to the kitchen with you woman!

Brexit means Brexit

You sir/madam have a very simplistic dictionary!

We should all be peeing in our sinks and showers. Save a ridiculous amount on your water bill

Next you will be saying to pee on ourselves to save even more water! This is the road to madness I tell you!

 

[Lethe]

Basically as I woman I can't talk to you because as a man it is obvious that I am superior. I wouldn't allow you to have sole control of a car, also would not allow you access to the internet. Back to the kitchen with you woman!

Come on Stan, I know you can conjure up better trolls than this trite fluff : /

 

[Stan]

Idk why anyone would want to troll you, Stan. You seem like one of the more level-headed and intelligent people on this site.

Level headed! Are you insinuating I have a square head? I had to look up the word intelligent and yes, I agree with you!

 

[Mr2005]

Tell me about Brian

 

[Stan]

Come on Stan, I know you can conjure up better trolls than this trite fluff : /

Yes, i do like a battle of wits, however I don't fight with the unarmed!
Hopefully we all remember this is a game?

 

[Lethe]

Yes, i do like a battle of wits, however I don't fight with the unarmed!

Please be gentle, I have the highest-ranking pain condition in the known universe, as well as the 4th highest-ranking pain condition in the known multiverse.

(this joke isn't funny, forgive me... >.<)

 

[Stan]

Please be gentle, I have the highest-ranking pain condition in the known universe, as well as the 4th highest-ranking pain condition in the known multiverse.

Not as bad as the pain in the ass this trolling is giving me

 

[Deleted member 1465]

All cyclists in the uk should be made to have a licence, pay road tax and have insurance. They should have to pass a test and have lights and indicators fitted to their bikes as standard.

 

[Stan]

All cyclists in the uk should be made to have a licence, pay road tax and have insurance. They should have to pass a test and have lights and indicators fitted to their bikes as standard.

I would also suggest that gun controls in the UK are relaxed, guns provided to all motor vehicles as standard given and laws changed to allow shooting the cyclists. I should also add pedestrians as well

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I would also suggest that gun controls in the UK are relaxed, guns provided to all motor vehicles as standard given and laws changed to allow shooting the cyclists. I should also add pedestrians as well

All motorists should be given points off their licence for taking out cyclists who flaunt the law.

Damn now I'm just agreeing with you.

 

[Stan]

I am somewhat pissed off that I will be dead before the next general election. Might have to do a postal vote lol

 

[Rachel74]

Pissed off if commy corbyn gets in!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Pissed off if commy corbyn gets in!

Pissed off if anyone gets in! No matter the outcome it's a fuckup. I'm going to vote for Trump.

 

[Rachel74]

Pissed off if anyone gets in! No matter the outcome it's a fuckup. I'm going to vote for Trump.

Make England great again LOL!

 

[BPD_LE]

Make England great again LOL!

Erm....... What about Wales you big girls blouse Boris lover?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Make England great again LOL!

England first! We will build a wall to keep the Scots out! Oh... wait...

 

[Stan]

Pissed off if anyone gets in! No matter the outcome it's a fuckup. I'm going to vote for Trump.

This is why Trump is better than Obama

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Erm....... What about Wales you big girls blouse Boris lover?

We we build a wall to keep the Welsh out too! And as for the Irish border...

 

[Mr2005]

This is the perfect time to be making honest admissions and pretending they're jokes

 

[Deleted member 1465]

This is the perfect time to be making honest admissions and pretending they're jokes

Shit I've been rumbled.
I'll get me coat.

 

[Stan]

@EatingRawCocoa Well that's my Tuesday afternoons sorted then. Will need to change my bingo game schedule

Erm....... What about Wales you big girls blouse Boris lover?

England covers the whole of the UK - nuff said!

 

[BPD_LE]

We we build a wall to keep the Welsh out too! And as for the Irish border...

I'm actually English like most of the people in Wales so no need for a wall. Just chuck the odd Welshie into the Irish Sea with a rubber dinghy when you come across one.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I'm actually English like most of the people in Wales so no need for a wall. Just chuck the odd Welshie into the Irish Sea with a rubber dinghy when you come across one.

Maybe not a wall then maybe some kind of a ditch or Dyke.