Normie Test

[banger12]

Oh no I am sooooo fucked on this one lmfao
I got sperg but can't screencap it damn

 

[Throwawayacc3]

I did this sitting in the car after being at the animal sanctuary LOL. One of the girls that works there said the two geese (who hate absolutely everyone) are always happy when I arrive and she hears them honk at a different pitch.

It's so over boyos. Lmao.

 

[WithTheFlow]

Failed normie. Brutal.

 

[(in)sane]

I got cool normie. I call bs on this. I am far from a normie. Due to being a real adult i can fake alot of shit but deep down I am far from a normal being. Friends and family can die tomorrow and i will lose no sleep or shed a tear. I do not need any affection from any human being.... I can go it alone. My interests fall far outside normal things (though not to far... i watch anime and read manga... on serious topics like CTB and stuff). Total bs survey

PUNPUN PFP

 

[zanahori]

simp

 

[pointblank]

X - 0
Y - 6.25

Simps are desperate to socialize, and have more success in doing so than Social Outcasts. They usually donate to women they've never met on the Internet, and their social life is limited to the Internet. Normies don't include him in anything, and he only has other betas for company. Eventually, a normie woman will try to seduce him for money, but definitely not for sex.

The Simp may have severe self-confidence issues and hasn't developed well-enough situational skills to understand people just aren't that nice. With his delusions of appealing to the masses, he forgets or never realizes that people want someone to lead them, even the Simp.

Lol, I ain't a simp lmao.

 

[evq]

Only normies will take this test

 

[mikgazer6]

"The Normie that doesn't do normie stuff. He has a subtle hint of autism, which Normies can detect, causing them to be 'lame'. He usually has unconventional interests like gaming or anime, but still gets laid. He might not get laid, but he can. He gets invited to parties occasionally, but he doesn't have fun, as he'd rather be doing something sperg-y. Too normal for the spergs, too sperg for the normies.
Might be held back by his own undesirable personality or body traits. His lameness is commonly fixed by fitness, basic grooming and maintenance, and networking with people. The most common result transition from multiple takes of this test is Lame normie to Cool normie. They keep their mindset but they get more connections with people, a symptom of being better as times goes on."

 

[Namelesa Graves]

 

[APeacefulPlace]

Somewhat accurate.
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[grungy自殺]

Pretty much me (almost)

 

[Crash_Bash_Dash]

I got solid failed normie on this test and the description of its condition is pretty accurate for me I think. I thought first I would get either it or sperg.

I couldn't screenshot the result but here goes everything I could copy:

Failed normie

Take the test at dulm.blue/normie

X - -7.5
Y - 2.5

The Normie that tried but didn't try hard enough, it seems. Their social interaction is mostly limited to the Internet, but their family and friends still have hope in them. They still want to live the Normie lifestyle, but their mistakes from when their expectations were higher made their hopes sink to where they are now.
Many failed normies fail to see that the past is behind them and the future is what they make of it. They clearly have the mindset of a normie, yet they haven't done much with it.

 

[GlassMoon]

I don't consume tobacco... but oh well... but I like the way they make it look like ASCII-graphics of the good old times!

 

[ShatteredSerenity]