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Endeavour

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You can stop thinking about all of the other methods, this one is foolproof and you'll die without it being classed as a suicide.

1) Go and get a covid vaccine;
2) When you've given it time to kick in, go and catch covid;
3) You'll be dead within a week to 10 days;

Tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha that's all folks!
 
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2) When you've given it time to kick in, go and catch covid;
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1) Go and get a covid vaccine;
I don't want Elon Musk, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos to check my location on their phones via microchip :hmph:
 
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quicksand

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I don't want Elon Musk, Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos to check my location on their phones via microchip :hmph:
They're actually selling the information to Santa so he can check an online database of who's naughty and nice instead of having to write a list.
 
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They're actually selling the information to Santa so he can check an online database of who's naughty and nice instead of having to write a list.
A new feudal age.
 
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You can stop thinking about all of the other methods, this one is foolproof and you'll die without it being classed as a suicide.

1) Go and get a covid vaccine;
2) When you've given it time to kick in, go and catch covid;
3) You'll be dead within a week to 10 days;

Tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha that's all folks!
So first get the covid vaccine which is supposed to protect you from covid, and then try to catch covid?.

This makes too much sense.
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Endeavour

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The vaccine (since you've clearly not bothered to read anything about it) doesn't stop you from catching covid, or spreading it, it simply is supposed to make the symptoms milder.

Isn't working too well in nursing homes where within a week of having it they're dropping like flies.


"The company said the 'vast majority' of residents and staff had received the first dose of the Covid vaccine which 'may have helped prevent an even worse situation'."

LoL - can't get a lot worse can it? This is happening all over the world where people living communally have been jabbed - they have had or get covid, then the jab comes and they die.
 
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Thought it was the same as the flu jab. Doesn't stop you getting it, but it stops you getting it as bad
 
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The vaccine (since you've clearly not bothered to read anything about it) doesn't stop you from catching covid, or spreading it, it simply is supposed to make the symptoms milder.

Isn't working too well in nursing homes where within a week of having it they're dropping like flies.

Ah, I see... but if that's the case, if the vaccine doesn't work well enough to ease the symptoms, you might as well go and catch covid without it. Unless the covid in the vaccine isn't actually dead?
 
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Last chance

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The vaccine (since you've clearly not bothered to read anything about it) doesn't stop you from catching covid, or spreading it, it simply is supposed to make the symptoms milder.

Isn't working too well in nursing homes where within a week of having it they're dropping like flies.


"The company said the 'vast majority' of residents and staff had received the first dose of the Covid vaccine which 'may have helped prevent an even worse situation'."

LoL - can't get a lot worse can it? This is happening all over the world where people living communally have been jabbed - they have had or get covid, then the jab comes and they die.
You know that hundreds of millions of people have had it now dont you? If people were dropping like flies because of it it would be pretty bloody obvious by now.
 
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What a nonsense. I can´t even laugh about it. :devil:

I'll try to make sense of this post after all. If I'm informed correctly, there really is a method where it looks like a natural death. If someone removes the scuba-mask after death, it looks like a natural death, because helium/nitrogen can not be found in the body.
 
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What a nonsense. I can´t even laugh about it. :devil:

I'll try to make sense of this post after all. If I'm informed correctly, there really is a method where it looks like a natural death. If someone removes the scuba-mask after death, it looks like a natural death, because helium/nitrogen can not be found in the body.
I'd vote cerbera odollam (if you're not in india/southeast asia). Death can be disguised as a heart attack if you can remove the evidence of seeds and perhaps make a tincture. Of course, you'll need a muscarinic blocker to avoid diarrhea and vomiting.
 
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GenesAndEnvironment

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What a nonsense. I can´t even laugh about it. :devil:

I'll try to make sense of this post after all. If I'm informed correctly, there really is a method where it looks like a natural death. If someone removes the scuba-mask after death, it looks like a natural death, because helium/nitrogen can not be found in the body.
That fucking emoji makes me laugh 100% of the time.
 
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Endeavour

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Dec 13, 2020
566
You know that hundreds of millions of people have had it now dont you? If people were dropping like flies because of it it would be pretty bloody obvious by now.
No it's not that simple.

Every coronavirus vaccine we have ever tried to make has failed, because it isn't safe.

The CV resides in your upper respiratory tract including your lungs, where you have a very weak immune response, because an immune response involves inflammation and swelling, and if that happens in your lungs then you can't breathe.

In every trial where test animals are injected and then exposed to the live virus, the immune response in the lungs is amplified and the disease pathology is worse than without a vaccine, in most trials it kills all of the test animals.

These vaccines were allowed to skip animal trials.

It isn't the covid that is the killer, it isn't the vaccine that is the killer, it's the 2 together, like a lock and a key.

Your immune system sees the virus in your lungs and airways, it goes into overdrive and that is what kills.

People living communally - if someone gets covid lots will get it. They have probably already had it but didn't even realise. They get the jab, their immune system goes haywire and it kills them.

Prof Ian Fraser, Dr Mike Yeadon etc, etc, etc.

This is what they are saying, they are the leading experts in the world. But they can't even get a chance to debate it. When ever in history have every scientist, doctor, virologist, etc, etc all agreed on one answer, all agree on the exact same thing - never. But that's all you hear in the media.

Right now hardly anyone has covid, its the wrong season - wait until autumn and winter.

Or watch places where lots of people live together, have the jab and then start dying.

 
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Crusader

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I'd vote cerbera odollam (if you're not in india/southeast asia). Death can be disguised as a heart attack if you can remove the evidence of seeds and perhaps make a tincture. Of course, you'll need a muscarinic blocker to avoid diarrhea and vomiting.
I have never heard of it. How would you use it ?
 
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Memento mori
Mar 2, 2021
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It's not 100 lethal if you're not sick. In my country people avoid astranazeca because of the side effects, but they have already vaccinated some family and friends and are still alive. One of them with a thousand health problems and almost 100 years old. Phaizer.
 
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Last chance

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Feb 6, 2021
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No it's not that simple.

Every coronavirus vaccine we have ever tried to make has failed, because it isn't safe.

The CV resides in your upper respiratory tract including your lungs, where you have a very weak immune response, because an immune response involves inflammation and swelling, and if that happens in your lungs then you can't breathe.

In every trial where test animals are injected and then exposed to the live virus, the immune response in the lungs is amplified and the disease pathology is worse than without a vaccine, in most trials it kills all of the test animals.

These vaccines were allowed to skip animal trials.

It isn't the covid that is the killer, it isn't the vaccine that is the killer, it's the 2 together, like a lock and a key.

Your immune system sees the virus in your lungs and airways, it goes into overdrive and that is what kills.

People living communally - if someone gets covid lots will get it. They have probably already had it but didn't even realise. They get the jab, their immune system goes haywire and it kills them.

Prof Ian Fraser, Dr Mike Yeadon etc, etc, etc.

This is what they are saying, they are the leading experts in the world. But they can't even get a chance to debate it. When ever in history have every scientist, doctor, virologist, etc, etc all agreed on one answer, all agree on the exact same thing - never. But that's all you hear in the media.

Right now hardly anyone has covid, its the wrong season - wait until autumn and winter.

Or watch places where lots of people live together, have the jab and then start dying.

Every coronavirus vaccine we have ever tried to make has failed, because it isn't safe.

The CV resides in your upper respiratory tract including your lungs, where you have a very weak immune response, because an immune response involves inflammation and swelling, and if that happens in your lungs then you can't breathe.

In every trial where test animals are injected and then exposed to the live virus, the immune response in the lungs is amplified and the disease pathology is worse than without a vaccine, in most trials it kills all of the test animals.

These vaccines were allowed to skip animal trials.

It isn't the covid that is the killer, it isn't the vaccine that is the killer, it's the 2 together, like a lock and a key.

Your immune system sees the virus in your lungs and airways, it goes into overdrive and that is what kills.

People living communally - if someone gets covid lots will get it. They have probably already had it but didn't even realise. They get the jab, their immune system goes haywire and it kills them.

Prof Ian Fraser, Dr Mike Yeadon etc, etc, etc.

This is what they are saying, they are the leading experts in the world. But they can't even get a chance to debate it. When ever in history have every scientist, doctor, virologist, etc, etc all agreed on one answer, all agree on the exact same thing - never. But that's all you hear in the media.

Right now hardly anyone has covid, its the wrong season - wait until autumn and winter.

Or watch places where lots of people live together, have the jab and then start dying.

381 million people have had the covid vaccine so far,where are all the dead people? "right now hardly anyone has covid' - There have been around half a million new cases every day for the last 7 days so that's simply not true.
 
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Mar 2, 2021
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Courtesy of Google Translator. In Spanish it also means that.
 
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Oct 3, 2020
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Hundreds of millions of people have been vaccinated and you've linked an article about a care home with five deaths among elderly people.

That doesn't even register on the radar. Somehow, even amongst a pro-choice community, there are people who would seemingly live with the effects of long-covid and struggle up the stairs the rest of their lives than have a vaccine..? I thought not struggling with long-term ailments and pain was part of the package here.
 
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I have never heard of it. How would you use it ?
Preferably, ingesting it. But it's better consumed as a decoction vs raw seeds. I've made quite a few posts on the subject. As obvious, do your research. It would be unwise to take my words without a grain of salt, considering the way I might do it has never been done before.
 
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Endeavour

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Dec 13, 2020
566
Can you not read?

It's not the covid, it's not the vaccine, it's both of them together.

The "only 5 people" - within a week of vaccination after zero deaths, and this is happening all over the world - you're talking hundreds if not thousands. All living communally, so one person gets it, lots get it.

You're seeing what will play out later society wide once it becomes an epidemic again in the right months.

The PCR tests are bunkum, not for diagnostic use, 90% false positive rate. From 500K positives only 50K are real positives.
 
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Memento mori
Mar 2, 2021
772
So as long as we are not famous we should be ok?
I don't know, but the name of this vaccine, which is also the one that has the most side effects, does not seem appropriate. It's a bit sinister.
 
Mentalmick

Mentalmick

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Nov 30, 2020
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This is a suicide website, who gives a fuck.
 
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Endeavour

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This is a suicide website, who gives a fuck.
Precisely - I'm giving them a way out and they want to argue that they want the jab so they don't catch covid.

Not very suicidal are they?
 
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Oct 12, 2020
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You mean that a covid vaccine will cause a cytokine storm which ends up killing the person like it would a healthy person when it detects covid in your body?

Probably why in the US, they're only vaccinating the elderly and vulnerable population first before they do the young, healthy crowd...I personally will not get the vaccine cause I think I'm immune to Covid. Haven't had the flu/cold in a decade
 
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I don't know, but the name of this vaccine, which is also the one that has the most side effects, does not seem appropriate. It's a bit sinister.
The name AstraZeneca is formed because the company is made up of what was previously two separate firms: Swedish Astra AB, and the British Zenecca Group.

This stuff isn't hard...
 
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