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Whatshername
That Ghost Lady on the Hill
- Dec 14, 2018
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Guys, you're all great and made my morning :) I wish I could write an ode to you all, but I sadly lack the skill, especially in English.
Dear sweet Johnny,
fair and bonny,
your life was valid
till you fucked it with salad.
Please don't go to soon,I really fucking love this thread,
I think from love I'll drop right dead.
A tuna salad, what a joke.Thanks WayOut you might be right,
I'm having a tuna one tonight.
Please don't go to soon,
There's more this afternoon.
A tuna salad, what a joke.
It's a dinner for pussies, but not a bloke.
Haggis salad would have done the trick
but, no, you picked tuna. What a dick.
I tried to help with a timely warning.
Eat that salad and you'll be fucked by morning.
Let's call out who we can to rhyme,
I'm quickly running out of time.
A tuna salad, what a joke.
It's a dinner for pussies, but not a bloke.
Haggis salad would have done the trick
but, no, you picked tuna. What a dick.
I tried to help with a timely warning.
Eat that salad and you'll be fucked by morning.
Please don't go, we need you here,
Share with me a glass of beer.
I know you don't drink, but that's the best I could come up with :D
I'll need to find my thinking cap.@Johnnythefox if you could come up with something that rhymes with chocolate orange that would really make my life complete :-)
I sure can drink with an SS friend,
It will be the perfect end.
It's Johnny here, I'm back again,
I Missed the bus, so got a train,
It's Johnny here, I got the gun,
Turned out to be a toy one,
It's Johnny here, I got some N,
But I sent it back again,
It's Johnny here, I tried to jump,
All I got was a bump,
It's Johnny here, I got some rope
It's attached to some soap,
It's Johnny here, I tried to drown,
I got saved, by some clown,
It's Johnny here, I got some pills,
The kind you take for colds and chills,
It's Johnny here, I'm lost once more,
One and two and three and four.
Both historical and SS friends,
Polish and Hungarian together till the end.