Venting My names Johnny

[Johnnythefox]

My names Johnny.

My names johnny, pass that rope,
Cause I've lost all fucking hope.

My names johnny, pass that pill,
It's no good, it made me ill.

My names johnny, pass that gas,
Can I put it up my ass?

My names johnny, pass that knife,
I want to end this fucking life.

My names johnny, pass that gun,
Watch me have some fucking fun.

My names johnny, pass that train,
And put an end to my pain.

My names johnny, pass that cliff,
I can't jump, it's only if.

My names johnny, pass that oil,
Set me alight and watch me boil.

My names johnny, pass that sea,
Yes that one, looks good to me.

My names johnny, pass that truck,
Fuck too late, I'm outta luck.

My names johnny, pass me the N,
And you won't see me again.

My names johnny, it's too late,
I'm resigned to my fate.

Mr J Fox.esq

 

[BlackDragonof1989]

Ah it's good awuhrrr sorry though the pain huh >< *curls up a bit sadly and wags my tail* Looks good though nice writing <3

 

[therhydler]

I absolutely love it even though I'm so sorry you are feeling like that

 

[Final Escape]

My names Johnny.

My names johnny, pass that rope,
Cause I've lost all fucking hope.

My names johnny, pass that pill,
It's no good, it made me ill.

My names johnny, pass that gas,
Can I put it up my ass?

My names johnny, pass that knife,
I want to end this fucking life.

My names johnny, pass that gun,
Watch me have some fucking fun.

My names johnny, pass that train,
And put an end to my pain.

My names johnny, pass that cliff,
I can't jump, it's only if.

My names johnny, pass that oil,
Set me alight and watch me boil.

My names johnny, pass that sea,
Yes that one, looks good to me.

My names johnny, pass that truck,
Fuck too late, I'm outta luck.

My names johnny, pass me the N,
And you won't see me again.

My names johnny, it's too late,
I'm resigned to my fate.

Mr J Fox.esq

Great poem :) painfully good

 

[MistakesHappen]

Bravó Johnny, bravó.

 

[journeytotheend]

My names Johnny.

My names johnny, pass that rope,
Cause I've lost all fucking hope.

My names johnny, pass that pill,
It's no good, it made me ill.

My names johnny, pass that gas,
Can I put it up my ass?

My names johnny, pass that knife,
I want to end this fucking life.

My names johnny, pass that gun,
Watch me have some fucking fun.

My names johnny, pass that train,
And put an end to my pain.

My names johnny, pass that cliff,
I can't jump, it's only if.

My names johnny, pass that oil,
Set me alight and watch me boil.

My names johnny, pass that sea,
Yes that one, looks good to me.

My names johnny, pass that truck,
Fuck too late, I'm outta luck.

My names johnny, pass me the N,
And you won't see me again.

My names johnny, it's too late,
I'm resigned to my fate.

Mr J Fox.esq

As @Final Escape said, painfully good! I occasionally attempt writing poetry myself, should do it more, as it can be a good form of therapy. Hope it gives you as much pleasure writing it, as it is to read the result.

 

[Johnnythefox]

As @Final Escape said, painfully good! I occasionally attempt writing poetry myself, should do it more, as it can be a good form of therapy. Hope it gives you as much pleasure writing it, as it is to read the result.

Thanks, I'm just a rambler.

 

[wiIIow]

Howdy, Johnny, my name's willow,
from this gun the smoke shall billow.

My name's willow, not to fear,
the end for us draws ever near.

My name's willow, not the tree
which will soon be hanging me.

My name's willow, what the fuck,
all these pills, and still no luck.

My name's willow, holy smoke,
I can't wait to fucking choke.

My name's willow, hear my plea,
someone come and murder me.

My name's willow, ditch the gas,
I'll try N right up my ass.

My name's willow, shit fuck piss,
what the fucking shit is this?

My name's willow, passed my prime,
I'm all out of fucking time.

My name's willow, please no more,
show me to the exit door.

Hey there Johnny, hold on tight,
life is gonna fucking bite.

You know what, forget my name,
everything remains the same.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Howdy, Johnny, my name's willow,
from this gun the smoke shall billow.

My name's willow, not to fear,
the end for us draws ever near.

My name's willow, not the tree
which will soon be hanging me.

My name's willow, what the fuck,
all these pills, and still no luck.

My name's willow, holy smoke,
I can't wait to fucking choke.

My name's willow, hear my plea,
someone come and murder me.

My name's willow, ditch the gas,
I'll try N right up my ass.

My name's willow, shit fuck piss,
what the fucking shit is this?

My name's willow, passed my prime,
I'm all out of fucking time.

My name's willow, please no more,
show me to the exit door.

Hey there Johnny, hold on tight,
life is gonna fucking bite.

You know what, forget my name,
everything remains the same.

I LOVE YOU xxx

 

[wiIIow]

I LOVE YOU xxx

 

[Johnnythefox]

Howdy, Johnny, my name's willow,
from this gun the smoke shall billow.

My name's willow, not to fear,
the end for us draws ever near.

My name's willow, not the tree
which will soon be hanging me.

My name's willow, what the fuck,
all these pills, and still no luck.

My name's willow, holy smoke,
I can't wait to fucking choke.

My name's willow, hear my plea,
someone come and murder me.

My name's willow, ditch the gas,
I'll try N right up my ass.

My name's willow, shit fuck piss,
what the fucking shit is this?

My name's willow, passed my prime,
I'm all out of fucking time.

My name's willow, please no more,
show me to the exit door.

Hey there Johnny, hold on tight,
life is gonna fucking bite.

You know what, forget my name,
everything remains the same.

 

[Johnnythefox]

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[Johnnythefox]

Hi there Willow, my names Johnny,
I bet you're looking very bonnie,

Why don't we form a pact?
We could do a double act,

I shoot you, you shoot me,
Or we hang from your tree,

From a cliff, we could jump,
Hit the rocks, heads go bump,

Or we could share a rope,
Hanging there, while you smoke,

Come along, don't be late,
It could be our last first date.

 

[wiIIow]

Hi there Willow, my names Johnny,
I bet you're looking very bonnie,

Why don't we form a pact?
We could do a double act,

I shoot you, you shoot me,
Or we hang from your tree,

From a cliff, we could jump,
Hit the rocks, heads go bump,

Or we could share a rope,
Hanging there, while you smoke,

Come along, don't be late,
It could be our last first date.

Cute, first time I've had poetry written for me

 

[CuriousAboutThis]

Nice to see stuff like this

 

[therhydler]

Howdy, Johnny, my name's willow,
from this gun the smoke shall billow.

My name's willow, not to fear,
the end for us draws ever near.

My name's willow, not the tree
which will soon be hanging me.

My name's willow, what the fuck,
all these pills, and still no luck.

My name's willow, holy smoke,
I can't wait to fucking choke.

My name's willow, hear my plea,
someone come and murder me.

My name's willow, ditch the gas,
I'll try N right up my ass.

My name's willow, shit fuck piss,
what the fucking shit is this?

My name's willow, passed my prime,
I'm all out of fucking time.

My name's willow, please no more,
show me to the exit door.

Hey there Johnny, hold on tight,
life is gonna fucking bite.

You know what, forget my name,
everything remains the same.

Love this

 

[Johnnythefox]

Love this

Looks like I have been out rhymed,
Many words I failed to find.

 

[CuriousAboutThis]

Looks like I have been out rhymed,
Many words I failed to find.

Most my poems tend to have the same theme kind of losing ideas more or less don't have any new themes really I do like yours though

 

[wiIIow]

Looks like I have been out rhymed,
Many words I failed to find.

Do not fret, my dear old friend
There's still time, it's not the end

 

[therhydler]

I'm the rhydler, wait for me,
Before you pick your lucky tree.

I'm therhydler, hold on a minute,
If you have N I'm bloody in it.

I'm therhydler, tried the truck,
But still here I'm fucking stuck.

I'm therhydler, save me some gas,
God can fucking lick my ass.

I'm therhydler, save me a shot,
Or I will have to tie a knot.

I'm therhydler, life's a trap,
And people are just shit and crap.

I'm therhydler, life's a joke,
I'm sad, I'm pissed off and I'm broke.

I'm therhydler, look at me,
Won't I go well with that deep sea?

I'm therhydler, hold my hand,
With me the fall will be just grand.

I'm therhydler, forget just two,
How does a threesome sound to you?

I'm not as good as you two but this sure is fun.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I'm the rhydler, wait for me,
Before you pick your lucky tree.

I'm therhydler, hold on a minute,
If you have N I'm bloody in it.

I'm therhydler, tried the truck,
But still here I'm fucking stuck.

I'm therhydler, save me some gas,
God can fucking lick my ass.

I'm therhydler, save me a shot,
Or I will have to tie a knot.

I'm therhydler, life's a trap,
And people are just shit and crap.

I'm therhydler, life's a joke,
I'm sad, I'm pissed off and I'm broke.

I'm therhydler, look at me,
Won't I go well with that deep sea?

I'm therhydler, hold my hand,
With me the fall will be just grand.

I'm therhydler, forget just two,
How does a threesome sound to you?

I'm not as good as you two but this sure is fun.

20 out 10
Well done.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Do not fret, my dear old friend
There's still time, it's not the end

Thank you Willow, that's so kind,
I think the meds fried my mind.

 

[ReadyasEver]

Yeah, that's me ReadyasEver,
I used to think I was clever.

But usually I was very wrong,
Especially after I'd hit the bong.

People would say it's very nice here,
I'd say, Jesus shoot a bullet in my ear.

I love when say everything will be alright,
they wear underwear three times too tight.

I thought I would understand this world someday,
thought it would be a great stay.

Little did I know,
the place is run by Bozo.

 

[Smilla]

Smilla and Johnny
Met on a suicide site
But something wasn't quite right

Both wanted to die
That's no lie

And across the pond they lived
And no one had anything more to give

So the story ends with a bender
Don't you want my VW with its dented fender?

Some things can't be mended
It's the way my life has trended

Here, have some Haggis on me
Don't tell Chinaski

Cheers, mate
If this is our fate

 

[Johnnythefox]

Smilla and Johnny
Met on a suicide site
But something wasn't quite right

Both wanted to die
That's no lie

And across the pond they lived
And no one had anything more to give

So the story ends with a bender
Don't you want my VW with its dented fender?

Some things can't be mended
It's the way my life has trended

Here, have some Haggis on me
Don't tell Chinaski

Cheers, mate
If this is our fate

It's never too late,
Let's have a date,

Just you and me,
Down by the sea,

I can jump in,
Though I can't swim,

You could save me,
From the sea, can't you see.

 

[Smilla]

The deep blue of the sea
Oh how it beckons me

I'm afraid we would both drown
Send in those clowns

The moon is high above
And I can't love

We could have a foursome
In a suite, wouldn't that be neat?

Scattered all around we are
And mostly far

Shame we didn't meet before
I feel like such a bore

 

[Johnnythefox]

The deep blue of the sea
Oh how it beckons me

I'm afraid we would both drown
Send in those clowns

The moon is high above
And I can't love

We could have a foursome
In a suite, wouldn't that be neat?

Scattered all around we are
And mostly far

Shame we didn't meet before
I feel like such a bore

Why didn't you say six months ago?

 

[WayOut]

Dear sweet Johnny,
fair and bonny,
your life was valid
till you fucked it with salad.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Dear sweet Johnny,
fair and bonny,
your life was valid
till you fucked it with salad.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Dear sweet Johnny,
fair and bonny,
your life was valid
till you fucked it with salad.

Thanks WayOut you might be right,
I'm having a tuna one tonight.