Games Meme and caption competition (Dark Humour Alert)

[SinisterKid]

When my head doc asks how I am doing

 

[BPD_LE]

The Fat Controller has confirmed that Thomas is still receiving therapy

 

[epic]

When a friend/relative cracks a lame-ass joke

 

[OneBigBlur]

How society helps:

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

Whenever people post about wanting to CTB and list their reasons get asked, 'but why?'

 

[Defcon5]

When anyone asks how life is treating you.

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

When whatever your chosen method is arrives.

 

[Defcon5]

When your method fails and you're on your way to the psych ward.

 

[Daniela]

pre-CTB de-cluttering

pre-CTB cleaning

pre-CTB beautyfying

 

[Ratbat]

When you read a post that claims your regimen drugs will kill you before the SN does.

View attachment 18923

Haha

 

[Daniela]

me @ men

men @ me

 

[BPD_LE]

When someone asks if this seller of N is kosher and it's not A

 

[Stan]

Our newest member not taking unemployment well now that Game of Thrones has finished. BTW not a great method.

 

[BPD_LE]

Me when someone starts an argument with me about SN and @Stan backs me up.

 

[Stan]

Seen a lot of threads about people wanting to lose their virginity. I have written a TL/DR method

 

[Defcon5]

When every new person finds out about N and try's to get the contact info from the Mods.

 

[SinisterKid]

When a member asks what happens if they have more than one account

 

[Stan]

@BPD_LE and Stan responds to a new user on how they react to new SN threads claiming the effects are worse than a weekend in Chernobyl.

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

When someone posts questions and ignores all answers but the ones they want.

 

[Stan]

A new game I call 'Mods and Scammers'

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

What I see everytime I see a goodbye thread.

 

[Stan]

You invite a group of suicidal friends over for a 'bring your bottle' party. you have N, another brings SN and the last cyanide. You pour them out and then forget who's is who.

 

[BPD_LE]

When members want to ctb with SN but worry about the dosage of other regime meds.

 

[Stan]

First I tried with a shotgun to my head, that didn't work - so drank some SN straight afterwards.

 

[BPD_LE]

Selling a new type of legal, easily accessible, organic firearm. Excellent price. Guaranteed success. PM me for payment details.

 

[Stan]

PM me for payment details.

 

[SinisterKid]

Me and Stan reading some pages of the SN megathread

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

When a user makes wild claims that are refutable and refuses to give, despite evidence.

And as a bonus, real footage of when everyone is fighting and forgets the topic at hand.
View attachment solution.mp4

 

[Stan]

What you have to do for people who can type a question in a thread but can't do the same in a search engine

 

[NitriteAnatomy]

Same individuals when told there's a search bar.