Meet Your Killer, download now at the app store!

[qsocdu]

Introducing... MEET YOUR KILLER: The Last Dating App You'll Ever Need!

Tired of ghosting? Ready to become one?

With cutting bloody edge technology, we've created the ultimate matchmaking experience - for those looking to end it all with style.

Meet Your Killer pairs suicidal sweethearts with charming serial killers based on astrological signs, music taste, and preferred method of execution. Why suffer through another awkward dinner date when you could be chloroformed behind a dumpster to the sound of your favorite Taylor Swift track?

Premium Features Include:

Passport Mode: Die in Paris, Bangkok, or your ex's backyard - you choose!
Encrypted Messaging: Because privacy matters... even in your final moments.
Live Kill-Cam: For those who want to stream their last breath to followers. #YOLO

Say goodbye to heartbreak - and everything else!
Find the one who's dying to meet you (and maybe stab you 47 times in a Wendy's parking lot).

The hottest app in town - because nothing sparks a connection like a cremation ready romance.

Available wherever apps are irresponsibly approved.

Precautions: lol

 

[bankai]

Ooh la la,i can't wait,show me a good time,then a bad time!

 

[MeSauce]

this is so creative, i love it

 

[bankai]

this is so creative, i love it

I've already downloaded and registered.

 

[Mooncry]

 

[MeSauce]

would you be the killer or the victim? I feel like it would be interesting to be both

 

[pointlessliving]

God, I wish this was a realistic option! I would pay big $$ to be chloroformed and then shot or something

 

[bankai]

would you be the killer or the victim? I feel like it would be interesting to be both

If it's Monday I'll be in a killer mood because Monday Blues.

 

[InTheAbyss]

I usually try to keep the apps I download to a minimum. But in this case.... where do I sign up?

 

[LaetumCat]

This already sounds more useful than half the apps I have installed on my phone currently!! But thanks, needed this laugh:D if only this was real..

 

[Forever Sleep]

'Tired of ghosting? Ready to become one?'

That's comedy gold!

Sadly, I think it would likely be equal parts: 'Meet your rapist'.

 

[divinemistress87]

This is awesome

 

[Britney Spears]

www.Buy from a killer.com

 

[divinemistress87]

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I love Britney she embraces being crazy. We all need to be more like that

 

[twistedtransistor47]

Need this like yesterday

 

[Britney Spears]

I love Britney she embraces being crazy. We all need to be more like that

You have to keep being crazy. It's the best

 

[divinemistress87]

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You have to keep being crazy. It's the best

And great way to keep in shape

 

[Cauliflour]

 

[LostLily]

As long as it painless way to go, I'm in.

 

[psp3000]

this would make a great horror/splatter punk novel

 

[UglyLife82]

Funny lol, reminds me of the old Amazon Death skit from cyanide and happiness

 

[eggsausagerice]

it'd be soooooo romantic if we got a nice dinner at this sushi place i know and then you shot me dead in your car. tell me what time you're free this week

 

[lunar02102009]

Introducing... MEET YOUR KILLER: The Last Dating App You'll Ever Need!

Tired of ghosting? Ready to become one?

With cutting bloody edge technology, we've created the ultimate matchmaking experience - for those looking to end it all with style.

Meet Your Killer pairs suicidal sweethearts with charming serial killers based on astrological signs, music taste, and preferred method of execution. Why suffer through another awkward dinner date when you could be chloroformed behind a dumpster to the sound of your favorite Taylor Swift track?

Premium Features Include:

Passport Mode: Die in Paris, Bangkok, or your ex's backyard - you choose!
Encrypted Messaging: Because privacy matters... even in your final moments.
Live Kill-Cam: For those who want to stream their last breath to followers. #YOLO

Say goodbye to heartbreak - and everything else!
Find the one who's dying to meet you (and maybe stab you 47 times in a Wendy's parking lot).

The hottest app in town - because nothing sparks a connection like a cremation ready romance.

Available wherever apps are irresponsibly approved.

Precautions: lol

I WOULD DONATE MY ORGANS FOR THIS ;-:

 

[lilurki]

I need this yesterday

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Ooh la la,i can't wait,show me a good time,then a bad time!

Might it not be "show me a good time, then a better time"?

 

[dead dav]

Sign me up ic would submit to my killer

 

[Xiaojiu]

I don't care about having a good time. Would just want the killer to kill me once we meet up so I don't have to do it myself lmao

 

[TheLastGreySky]

Introducing... MEET YOUR KILLER: The Last Dating App You'll Ever Need!

Tired of ghosting? Ready to become one?

With cutting bloody edge technology, we've created the ultimate matchmaking experience - for those looking to end it all with style.

Meet Your Killer pairs suicidal sweethearts with charming serial killers based on astrological signs, music taste, and preferred method of execution. Why suffer through another awkward dinner date when you could be chloroformed behind a dumpster to the sound of your favorite Taylor Swift track?

Premium Features Include:

Passport Mode: Die in Paris, Bangkok, or your ex's backyard - you choose!
Encrypted Messaging: Because privacy matters... even in your final moments.
Live Kill-Cam: For those who want to stream their last breath to followers. #YOLO

Say goodbye to heartbreak - and everything else!
Find the one who's dying to meet you (and maybe stab you 47 times in a Wendy's parking lot).

The hottest app in town - because nothing sparks a connection like a cremation ready romance.

Available wherever apps are irresponsibly approved.

Precautions: lol

@_@ Blow me then blow me away? *GASPS* Have you been reading my diary?!