The banana costume made me laugh out loud
Well a sense of humor is probably the only
-Getting run over by a hearse while listening to "another one bites the dust"
-drowning in molasses or beer
- In front of a train wearing a banana costume
-Beating yourself to death with a rubber spatula
-Eating 3 bags of pixie sticks followed by a gallon of coffee
-hanging using silly string
-potato gun point blank
-using a slinkie somehow
- sledding down the slope of a volcano
- swim in shark infested waters with atomic chicken wings and ghost peppers strapped to your body
-jumping into a very large pot of boiling ramen noodles
-eating yourself alive while dressed like a zombie
- dip yourself in gravy and lock yourself in cage with a Grizzly Bear that's high on Bath Salts.
-a method that involves using a toothpick and nothing more
-slow roasting yourself over an open flame eating smores with "i wish I was an OscarMyers wiener" playing in the background
I have a few more
skinning yourself alive with tweezers
-eating pop tarts till you burst
-drinking yourself to death with apple juice
-crushing yourself to death with rolls of quarters
-running yourself off a bridge riding a segway
-placing your hand in a toaster then adding water
-suffocating yourself with oxygen
-bludgeoning yourself to death with a carton of eggs
-stabbing yourself in the throat with a carrot
-place two pencils one in each nostril then slam your face on a table as hard as possible
-hanging yourself using the doorknob as your anchor point
