Somnium
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- Mar 16, 2019
- 12
You could always own a Louis Vuitton handbag in Florida...
there are ways to make a suicide look like an accident but it's very messy and not 100% sure. like a car accident over a cliff or ravine. a good way is to get chased by cops and lose control of the car and go over a steep cliff while being chased they'll call it an accident and it's almost certain. but you'll be smoshed or the car will explode.it won't be a pretty site for who claims the body
There were several threads on this topic:
https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/possible-way-to-make-ctb-look-like-an-accident.11404/
https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...-make-your-death-look-like-an-accident.12698/
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Somnium
Member
- Mar 16, 2019
- 12
That sounds terrifying though :( and I wouldn't want to do something bad that causes cops to chase me
Egddios
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- Oct 27, 2018
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Dead_Inside
Wizard
- Jul 2, 2018
- 622
I think you either have to have an "accidental" death or a nice death.... getting both would be fantastic- so life won't allow that.
I have done my own bit of trying to tempt life into ending it for me- you know drunken wandering in bad neighborhoods, reckless driving etc.... it's on to me though so no luck.
I have done my own bit of trying to tempt life into ending it for me- you know drunken wandering in bad neighborhoods, reckless driving etc.... it's on to me though so no luck.
Is there something like I pay someone to shoot me? Are you in the US? How do I PM you?I think you either have to have an "accidental" death or a nice death.... getting both would be fantastic- so life won't allow that.
I have done my own bit of trying to tempt life into ending it for me- you know drunken wandering in bad neighborhoods, reckless driving etc.... it's on to me though so no luck.
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Dead_Inside
Wizard
- Jul 2, 2018
- 622
I am in the US... I wish I knew someone who would like to kill someone because that would get both of us exactly what we wanted.... honestly I live in a bad city, lots of violent killings. I think if you really wanted to pursue this maybe a "fight club" style thing- just go to a bad part of your town, pick a fight with someone you damn well shouldn't have.
As far as PMing me... it should be available? I think maybe they restrict new members for a weeks or something? I am not sure exactly. Once you are allowed to you can just click on on my profile and you should see the option.
Dead_Inside
Wizard
- Jul 2, 2018
- 622
Unfortunately no. I have been meaning to... but then I get self destructive and delete all my accounts every where.... my form of regular suicide. Pathetic for sure but it keeps me "sane".
you do have a good idea. go into an ethnic part of town yell racial slurs to the biggest men you can find and as they're beating you call them gay. that should pretty much finish you off if it doesn't tell them no one there is smart enough to shoot a gun. a certain death although it may be painful
Somnium
Member
- Mar 16, 2019
- 12
A famous rapper called xxxtentacion was shot in the neck and killed in an armed robbery over his louis vuitton handbag.
Just make the duel legal again so we can shoot each other in the head and call it a day.
Somnium
Member
- Mar 16, 2019
- 12
just make sure you pick a duel with Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire to seal the deal
Or better make it a grenade duel. No funeral needed. We just pull off the pin and shove the grenade into each other food hole and bite on it.
I don't mind.
Whatever floats our boat. I'm done with this senseless suffering.
Are there hitmen that you can hire?
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One tradition I dont mind bring back. It will solve so much problems. Moreover its consensual. Just make sure both parties sign the legal paper proving both are willing participant and no legal will be taken on the surviving participant. Also they both know the risks and accept it.
Yeah but it ain't gonna happen for real. What is real is this pain. This life.
Yes people should let other die and live as they want. Keeping us here wont achieve anything.
Yes I'm ready to CTB and I wish someone shot me in the head.
You know, like paying someone from the hood or something? We could give it a try? Like seriously if you think about a place and time where he just comes and shoots you with silencer equipped gun and then walks away, disintegrates the gun outside a 5 mile radius, it's quite possible, for a price of like $5k, idk what do you think?
It certainly is possible. People will do anything for money after all but to find that kind of person is the hard part. Someone who will keep the end of the promise and their mouth shut. Moreover it will be hard for you to pay him once you die. And if you bring money with you who can say he wont just rob you then leave you alive? Too much variables to consider since human are notoriously fickle and undependable.
Also silencer will be really loud. Its better to do it in forest or outskirt far from people.
One way is from CO poisoning but you need specific circumstances that don't endanger others. My method is running a petrol generator inside an enclosed space where i am working. Of all the methods that are made to look accidental, this was the best compromise. Some of the ones mentioned sound gruesome and very unpredictable and like something from a movie.
DepressionsAHo
Heaven gained a new ho
- Feb 15, 2019
- 831
Lmaooo. If you find a guy willing to kill you for 5k he's gonna do a shitty ass job
. Don't trust nobody that says hell ya man. It's a good way of getting robbed blind
GeorgeJL
Enlightened
- Mar 7, 2019
- 1,621
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