Made up words. (with definition)

[Nik]

Squirfted - skewed items whilst intoxicated.

Numbinator - alcohol

This is from a 99% teetotaller.

 

[worldexploder]

Flexicardia - Flexing in front of a girl to show off but then getting nervous causing a rapid heart rate.

Yoyomayoga - Doing yoga while playing the violin

 

[fuckthis]

Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed…bred for its skills in magic.

 

[jaemus12]

Jaemus

1. a retched, vile, useless being that deserves to be put under.

2. A planet in the Star Wars universe.

 

[worldexploder]

Torticup - a cup made from the shell of a turtle

Stinkballing - open gape, insert nuts

Duopreineum - a condition were one is born with two taints.

 

[Weeping Garbage Can]

Anticonsciousist- someone who is against consciousness.

 

[worldexploder]

Bonecuffing - The act of arresting people who engage in prostitution

Bloatschlagers - facial swelling after a night of heavy drinking - "hey I can't go to work looking like this. Its picture day and I got the Bloatschlagers".

Carnotics - narcotics that carnys uses.

 

[Weeping Garbage Can]

Bonecuffing - The act of arresting people who engage in prostitution

Bloatschlagers - facial swelling after a night of heavy drinking - "hey I can't go to work looking like this. Its picture day and I got the Bloatschlagers".

Carnotics - narcotics that carnys uses.

Wow you have a talent in word creating

 

[worldexploder]

Wow you have a talent in word creating

Well thank you my friend! You did good yourself.

 

[Weeping Garbage Can]

Well thank you my friend! You did good yourself.

thanks :)

 

[worldexploder]

Kneelbilly - Someone like Donald Trump who isn't a hillbilly himself but talks like them to get votes OR a Trump suppptimg hillbilly who doesn't understand that his polices will hurt them.

Thought Knocker - the brain for it knocks around thoughts

 

[worldexploder]

Lotiopath - People who lack empathy for those suffering from dry skin. They are often known for denying lotion to people in need.

 

[Escargot Shorts]

Cumbruscience - the sudden awareness you might be wearing clothes that have someone's bodily fluid on them, often sexual but not necessarily.

"the suspect began to sweat as he was overcome with cumbruscience as he realized he had a dry patch of jizz crusted on his right sleeve as the investigators questioned him about his whereabouts a few nights ago."

 

[fuckthis]

Liger - It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed…bred for its skills in magic.

@Baltic Orchid

 

[DeletedUser4739]

@Baltic Orchid

 

[DeletedUser4739]

Cumbruscience - the sudden awareness you might be wearing clothes that have someone's bodily fluid on them, often sexual but not necessarily.

"the suspect began to sweat as he was overcome with cumbruscience as he realized he had a dry patch of jizz crusted on his right sleeve as the investigators questioned him about his whereabouts a few nights ago."

Good one! I'm going to try to find a way to work it into a sentence this week.

 

[DeletedUser4739]

Bonecuffing - The act of arresting people who engage in prostitution

Bloatschlagers - facial swelling after a night of heavy drinking - "hey I can't go to work looking like this. Its picture day and I got the Bloatschlagers".

Carnotics - narcotics that carnys uses.

Bonecuffing...pure genius

 

[worldexploder]

Bonecuffing...pure genius

Lol thanks