Lady Laudanum
Pursuing recovery seriously, Godspeed
- May 9, 2024
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Hamburgers > hot dogsYou're a hamburger type girl, she's a hotdog type girl.
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
Any day, motherfucker
Hamburgers > hot dogsYou're a hamburger type girl, she's a hotdog type girl.
I don't know what the fuck I'm saying.
Really now? So you, as a human, like to wear your pants like the person on the left?No it's A. I'll gladly burn in hell if it means I don't spend the afterlife with motherfuckers who think it's B.
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From the lack of comfort, to the way it restricts movement, to it leaving your ass hanging out in the open
Okay, then let me see a picture of you in public wearing your pants like the guy on the left.Literally none of these are bad?
The way I wear my pants (the right way) is the reason why I couldn't get a job in EMS, and not because I have trauma related to being in a car with a reckless driver. I showed up to the interview and the person interviewing me said I was wearing my pants the wrong way. I refuse to work for someone who wears their pants only on their legs.Really now? So you, as a human, like to wear your pants like the person on the left?
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From the lack of comfort, to the way it restricts movement, to it leaving your ass hanging out in the open, we both know that option A is a fucking joke. There is a reason why we wear pants like the man on the right, and this logic should apply to cows too!
OPTION B IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER!
The person interviewing you was right, yet instead of listening to their words of wisdom you instead decided to disregard them. They have warned you yet their warning falls on deaf ears. When the winter comes and He Who Shall Not be Named returns, they will find you and see the sin that you have committed and take you away to be pay for the horrible sins you have brought on to this world. You are to be missed.The way I wear my pants (the right way) is the reason why I couldn't get a job in EMS, and not because I have trauma related to being in a car with a reckless driver. I showed up to the interview and the person interviewing me said I was wearing my pants the wrong way. I refuse to work for someone who wears their pants only on their legs.
Oh my god, oh my god, if I die I'm a legendThe person interviewing you was right, yet instead of listening to their words of wisdom you instead decided to disregard them. They have warned you yet their warning falls on deaf ears. When the winter comes and He Who Shall Not be Named returns, they will find you and see the sin that you have committed and take you away to be pay for the horrible sins you have brought on to this world. You are to be missed.
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Your tale will be told as warning for anyone dumb enough to think that wearing pants in such a reckless manner is a good idea. You will be remembered as a FOOL.Oh my god, oh my god, if I die I'm a legend
If I didn't have intense fear of being discovered I would 100% do this just to spite you.Okay, then let me see a picture of you in public wearing your pants like the guy on the left.
Rather be a fool than wear my pants the way you do (which is the wrong way)Your tale will be told as warning for anyone dumb enough to think that wearing pants in a reckless manner is a good idea. You be remembered as a FOOL.
Somehow. I'm not sure I have pants that would fit that kind of... configuration.If I didn't have intense fear of being discovered I would 100% do this just to spite you.
Then you shall be punished (for wearing your pants the wrong way)!Rather be a fool than wear my pants the way you do (which is the wrong way)
Is it that you have an intense fear of being discovered or is it that you don't actually wear your pants that way?If I didn't have intense fear of being discovered I would 100% do this just to spite you.
Don't worry I got you broSomehow. I'm not sure I have pants that would fit that kind of... configuration.
Okay, you are just exposing yourself as a liar at this point! Now I'm truly angry and disappointed with!Somehow. I'm not sure I have pants that would fit that kind of... configuration.
I don't actually wear any pants at allThen you shall be punished (for wearing your pants the wrong way)!
Is it that you have an intense fear of being discovered or is it that you don't actually wear your pants that way?
What do you wear? Kilts?I don't actually wear any pants at all
You coward! I will not accept these lies! Either you wear those pants like that or you admit to being wrong!I don't actually wear any pants at all
I wear pantaloons.What do you wear? Kilts?
If I admit I'm wrong will you feel better about yourself?You coward! I will not accept these lies! Either you wear those pants like that or you admit to being wrong!
If I admit I'm wrong will you feel better about yourself?
Ok, ok
Ok, ok
I'm feeling generous.
I'm right biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Actually I feel like my life ended at 17 when high school ended. I had been living for the marks. It was the closest I could get to my ideal fascist society.From a very young age I was questioning the point of toiling hard for studies. I wasnt really hooked on to it not that in im lazy i dont want to study way.
Oh bitch, I'm just going to slash you enough with my axe in order to make you suffer. You aren't going to die on my watch.do it pls
The structure of school also always gave me a purpose too, plus having a way to actually measure one's progress/feeling rewarded for high marks is a good feeling. The lack of these kinds of rigid, controlled structures in the real world actually seems to throw many people for a loop, not just us.Actually I feel like my life ended at 17 when high school ended. I had been living for the marks. It was the closest I could get to my ideal fascist society.
Our purpose as such is to be a function member of society as I understand, and some of us fall through the holes.
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Lol sorry having wonderful emotional connections for a week or so I'll try to remember to update someday.
it's like giving them(people who you connect to anyhow) souvenirs for when you're gone. what's the point of it anyway, you;re not gonna be alive to see what happens after you're gone. emotional connections are instinctive so we're gonna have them anyways, but bringing some contribution to the society is just dependent on what your moral obligations are.Our purpose as such is to be a function member of society as I understand, and some of us fall through the holes.
From a very young age I was questioning the point of toiling hard for studies. I wasnt really hooked on to it not that in im lazy i dont want to study way.
It just felt boring and it was something that took the joy away from me
Valuing yourself, taking care of yourself, and being good to yourself are fine, important things to do. Living selfishly and only for yourself is an express lane to misery. Filling the God-shaped hole with worship of the self does not work. Really look at the people on here who advocate for putting oneself above all others . . . does it seem like it's going well for them?to me, selfishness seems like the best way to live
You don't owe society a thing. We were all forced to participate in society against our will. We had no choice as to whether we wanted to participate in society or not. It is something that we were born into. Also, what has society given us? Society should provide everyone with the bare necessities: food, shelter and water. No one chose to be born and it's absurd that people have to work for things which should be human rights. People should be provided them for free. Society believes that everyone owes a debt to it but in reality, we don't owe a debt to societyit's like giving them(people who you connect to anyhow) souvenirs for when you're gone. what's the point of it anyway, you;re not gonna be alive to see what happens after you're gone. emotional connections are instinctive so we're gonna have them anyways, but bringing some contribution to the society is just dependent on what your moral obligations are.
to me, selfishness seems like the best way to live but then, you do have to repay society because of how giving it was for you. every great person that contributed to the development of our society, most individuals today owe them a huge debt and the only logical way to repay seems to be to contribute back to the society.
but then again, it's you who's living and therefore is solely your choice to make. ( even your choice to consider society's debt to be a debt or not )
where am i wrong can someone tell me ? i feel like i don't have one simple answer in my mind and am confused with these things, sort of a paradox to me ( the paradox being we owe a debt to both ourselves and the society )