Discussion Liars Megathread

[coolcow1289]

I thought I'd make a thread for people to share truthful facts about their lives.

About me: despite being on here, I'm not depressed, I'm incredibly happy and well-adjusted. I'm 6'5" tall, 200 lbs of lean muscle. My girlfriend is a model; we met on my sixth trip to Europe (this year). She thinks I should step down as CEO of my Fortune 500 company to pursue my passion for paragliding and my side gig as a pediatric oncologist. But I think I'll run for office instead. That'll give me more time to run our animal rescue and to finish getting my commercial pilots license.

Feel free to share anything you want, as long as it's totally and completely true.

 

[SweetChariot]

I am a normal and well adjusted man, quite happy with my life

 

[PerfectVictory]

I am incredibly attractive and affable. I am confident and capable. I am adored by nearly everyone I meet. I am a musician with a beautiful voice and am extremely famous. In my free time I practice charitable endeavors and can feel the positive impact I make on other people. I have a beautiful girlfriend who loves me.

 

[Lost in a Dream]

I love life and am not currently in debt with a bank that tried to sue me in small claims court... I swear this is true!

 

[PerfectVictory]

I'm a hardworking honors student who's considered to be one of Japan's best and brightest.

 

[starboy2k]

im not gay.

 

[passthisnote]

i love aging and i wish to live a long happy life and start a family and stop watching anime

 

[FoolsExpedition]

nobody uses me, everyone stays in my life

 

[whitetaildeer]

I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

 

[LostZombie]

I'm a hardworking honors student who's considered to be one of Japan's best and brightest.

I am unable to deduce what i find odd about you, and I know I can prove it. **NomNomNom** hey these snacks are pretty good, U want one Light-kun?

 

[coolcow1289]

I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.

You

 

[otomedissection]

I'm super outgoing and well-liked. I'm not constantly wanting to destroy my own body because it's the only thing I have control over. My dad is super supportive and loves me unconditionally!

 

[Pluto]

 

[hurts2b]

I live in a house that I own. I have so much privacy and wealth. I can paint the walls whatever colour I'd like. I have a good career. I grew up in a supportive family. I am in tune with my emotions and with the emotions of everyone around me. The choices I make matter and have the power to shape people's lives for the better. I am happy, almost always.

 

[yotaka]

I guess since everyone else is being so honest and straightforward, it's probably time I did the same.

To tell the truth, it is pretty strange that I'm on a suicide website at all. Sure, life has just its challenges, not least among which is the absurdity of conscious existence in a meaningless universe, but I've managed to create a beautiful life in spite of it all.

I came to realize the tragedy of existence in my youth. My sensitivity and insight were recognized early on, and I excelled in school. I definitely did not spend over a quarter century in a religion that assured me that everything is going to be fine and then have a catastrophic loss of faith after I had already wasted the years I could have used to create a life I would want to live instead of hoping for a hereafter. Certainly not.

So yeah, I lived life to the fullest in my teens and twenties. I mastered several languages. I got a degree in literature from a prestigious university. I traveled extensively and read widely and then distilled my experiences into devastatingly beautiful writing.

I eventually went back and got a PhD to prove to myself that I could. The passive income I get from the several highly regarded literary works I've published is more than enough to comfortably live on. I still teach classes here and there, though, because I love guiding others to see how deep thought and creative expression can make life worthwhile. Of course I give virtually all the money I make as a professor away to causes that make the world a better place.

I continue to write, mostly for my personal fulfillment, although I would be lying if I didn't admit that I get a good deal of satisfaction from how well received my work is. My partner and I have a lovely home and a couple dogs and often travel together. We're technically in an open relationship, but even after all these years we are so deeply in love that we really only want to be with each other.

Oh, and everybody knows I'm nonbinary and of understanding and respectful without making a big deal out of it.

So I guess that's my life. I hope it doesn't sound like I'm bragging. We're all just doing our best to get by in this silly world.

 

[Spite]

I am extremely neurotypical.