Games Let's write a story!

[Mytimeisending]

Let's write a story!
The game is pretty simple, I'll start with a sentence and you carry it on,
Eventually we'll end up with a story, with all our inputs.

The sentence I'm going to start with is,

There was a woman who,

 

[darksouls]

wanted to become a princess

 

[Mytimeisending]

But there was one thing holding her back,

 

[darksouls]

she looks like a frog

 

[Mytimeisending]

And she barks like a dog

 

[darksouls]

unfortunately she also smells like a skunk

 

[bloominghopelessne]

And one day, as she was wandering through the foggy forest, a strange old man approached her, holding an ancient book of spells in his hands.

 

[Mytimeisending]

She noticed the old man may have a spell which might help her and solve all her problems but,

 

[Eriktf]

he tell her, he need to sniff a snake for the spell to work

 

[Mytimeisending]

So off she goes to get a snake to sniff, for the spell

 

[darksouls]

but the snake did not want to be sniffed and bit him in the nose

 

[Mytimeisending]

SO unfortunately the spell was called off, the girl had lost hopes of ever being a princess.

 

[Eriktf]

then she get depressed because the snake sniffing didnt work.

 

[Mytimeisending]

So off she goes back to the spell book, to see another way she could be a princess

 

[Eriktf]

she try every spell, one did work but that......

 

[darksouls]

enchanted her into a pig

 

[Eriktf]

she ended up as bacon on my plate, she crispy and salty, she teats good.

 

[Mytimeisending]

So juicy and tasty, she never imagined she would end up as bacon

 

[darksouls]

and a hungry crowd of people greedily devoured her

 

[Eriktf]

she was once a girl, now we eating her, are we cannibals now?

 

[darksouls]

because we humans are also mammals there is no difference wether we eat animals or humans

 

[Mytimeisending]

They tucked In, devouring her, unknowingly to them the pig they was eating, was once a human. All what was left was morsals and bones.

 

[princexhhn]

But unbeknownst to them, the human bacon was cursed

 

[darksouls]

with a very evil magic spell

 

[princexhhn]

That turned them all into pig turd

 

[hippiedeath]

If I could have, I would have bottled the stench of all the turds; it was so sublime.

 

[EmptyBottle]

tho the wizard's friend stumbled into it, casting a spell to wipe away the stench... but...

 

[hippiedeath]

alas, it was to no avail; for the age of stench was come upon all men of the realm.

 

[leviant123]

and then a friendly gnome appears

 

[EmptyBottle]

the gnome greets the snake and the others