Lets talk about Pooping 💩

[Snake of Eden]

The act of defecating is the most natural end process of nourishing as all biological beings do it in some shape or form. However, it is taken for granted and we dont talk about it because we simply can not opt out of it. I am just curious to see how people feel about this biological activity and wether they would feel their life could be improved in the hypothetical situation where they could enjoy whatever food they like without having to endure excrement pushing, cleaning, etc on a regular basis. Our sewer technology has helped ameliorate this issue with great efficinecy but people in the far past might have a very different prospective than ourselves as they had to deal with the after math of dropping a deuce on a mass scale with little efficiency. Also alot of people have health problem that causes bowel irregularities wether it is IBS, constipation diahherra Or problematic scenarios related to hygienic sexual intercourse. I would like to hear your thoughts about it and I apologize if this by anyway making you uncomfortable but I think it is worth discussing and I could be wrong but when you got nothing to lose might as well indulge in a fantasy of poop-free world .

 

[motel rooms]

This forum has officially gone to shit.

 

[whatevs]

Wiping my ass is always such an existentialist moment. I'd rather get rid of that.

 

[Snake of Eden]

This forum has officially gone to shit.

I have a god given talent to push people's buttons. There got to be some utility to it

 

[motel rooms]

I have a god given talent to push people's buttons. There got to be some utility to it

Utility or futility?

No, this is a great topic. Of course a completely shit-free life would be more enjoyable.

 

[Crazy4u]

the subject is less disgusting than expected lol.

The answer is yes, but if i have to choose, I would like to avoid the need to pee! i like to drink soda and juice and i avoid drinking sometimes to avoid going to ..... it also impacts my sleep!

 

[Silenos]

The fact that pooping is a thing is one of my top 10 reasons to end my life and I'm not even exaggerating. I have an intense hatred for it.

 

[noname223]

This is barbaric. I never do that.

 

[Somber]

Pooping is great, constipation is where the fun ends.

 

[Snake of Eden]

the subject is less disgusting than expected lol.

The answer is yes, but if i have to choose, I would like to avoid the need to pee! i like to drink soda and juice and i avoid drinking sometimes to avoid going to ..... it also impacts my sleep!

This applies to peeing too but since number 2 is the big one then i didnt feel the need to bring leaking into the picture. But thank you for mentioning it

 

[Snake of Eden]

Pooping is great, constipation is where the fun ends.

Pooping feels good because there is a biological incentive to it but I think with benefits to cost analysis for most people would rather opt out totally from having to deal with either pooping or peeing. Im not trying to encourage adopting this point of view, some people may enjoy pooping too much to let go and I respect that

 

[Somber]

Pooping feels good because there is a biological incentive to it but I think with benefits to cost analysis for most people would rather opt out totally from having to deal with either pooping or peeing. Im not trying to encourage adopting this point of view, some people may enjoy pooping too much to let go and I respect that

As long as people need to eat and drink there is going to be waste products that need to find their way out of our bodies. Without pooping there is no eating, without peeing, no drinking.

Additionally toilet breaks are super useful to seclude oneself from crowds for a moment or two or to type a message about pooping on an online forum.

Besides, there is a reason why anal sex is a thing.

 

[Quinlor]

When I was a kid, I pooped on the stairs of my school's sports gym because my teacher wouldn't let me go home early to shit in peace.

 

[Snake of Eden]

As long as people need to eat and drink there is going to be waste products that need to find their way out of our bodies. Without pooping there is no eating, without peeing, no drinking.

But what if. Just what if there is some other type of existence which is scat-free. Thats my whole point of this thread to see how people feel about this hypothetical scenario because I dont know how other people really feel

Besides, there is a reason why anal sex is a thing.

Even more reason to rather have no possibility of things going wrong while at it because of poop. Maybe some people like it to go wrong? to each their own, I am not here to judge anyone

 

[callme]

Pooping feels good because there is a biological incentive to it but I think with benefits to cost analysis for most people would rather opt out totally from having to deal with either pooping or peeing. Im not trying to encourage adopting this point of view, some people may enjoy pooping too much to let go and I respect that

Would you say you are a Keynesian? I see it as a little problematic, because food trickles down to ensure organism spending of roughly equal sums every time. That is a fact, and eating more to keep the organism moving is problematic when the body takes in certain food definitely will result in surplus. The one that is liquid tax.

I favour cutting of the food intake because it is a form of taxation. Huge corporations like Kelogg's (corn pops) need to be regulated on account of sugar additives causing massive food intake, followed by diarrhea, the liquid tax.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I have evolved beyond the need to poop. For me, it is just something that the common people do. Even my doc has told me "you're one of those people who just don't go." Now full disclosure, I have been diagnosed with lifelong constipation, but the docs need something to write down other than "has achieved a higher level of consciousness." Even I know that looks silly on a patient's chart.

 

[callme]

I have evolved beyond the need to poop. For me, it is just something that the common people do. Even my doc has told me "you're one of those people who just don't go." Now full disclosure, I have been diagnosed with lifelong constipation, but the docs need something to write down other than "has achieved a higher level of consciousness." Even I know that looks silly on a patient's chart.

He's wrong. Surely you can go? Duck duck go!

 

[Manaaja]

Anal sex is nice. I mean yeah, pooping bad! Imagine all the viruses and bacteria that gets transferred via animal and human poop! So many diseases could be prevented if there was no poop! Also would save water and clothes! And would make travelling easier and nicer when you didn't have to worry about finding a toilet.

 

[Fragile]

Yes, my life would be greatly improved if I didn't need to poop. I have an extreme aversion to anything involving shit in any way, this is easily the most demeaning basic need that we have.

I'd even take a life of not being able to eat if I could get rid of this biological activity. Anti-poop technology can't come soon enough.

 

[willitpass]

it depends. i have ibs so sometimes shits are half an hour on the toilet but fruitless, others are the gift that keeps on giving. i enjoy the ones that leave you feel 10 pounds lighter and like a whole new woman. if they could all be like that i would be okay keeping them

 

[Sherri]

The body needs to get rid of all grose Things unfortunately. I do a colonic irrigation twice a year. Lasts 40 minutes. Once is over I feel so zen. There's different opinions about this method. I like it.

 

[Ringo]

After reading Dipper goes to Tacobell, I'd rather not shit, every time I do I remember that thing,

 

[Sherri]

Has anyone tried that colonic irrigation? Muslims have also a whose on the right side of the toilet bowl. I had one installed in my toilet years ago. Let's say I save a lot on toilet paper.

 

[Snake of Eden]

Has anyone tried that colonic irrigation? Muslims have also a whose on the right side of the toilet bowl. I had one installed in my toilet years ago. Let's say I save a lot on toilet paper.

Yes i live on colonic irrigation. I have to do it every other day or so or i wont poop most of the time. It is a life saver

 

[Sherri]

Yes i live on colonic irrigation. I have to do it every other day or so or i wont poop most of the time. It is a life saver

At the hospital they recommend twice a year, the second one I had was based coffee as all the ones I do now, and all the tubes are transparent, it's amazing to see rocks coming out of it. I'm glad I'm not the only one. So you feel relaxed after it's done? I completely feel so calm and zen.

 

[Snake of Eden]

At the hospital they recommend twice a year, the second one I had was based coffee as all the ones I do now, and all the tubes are transparent, it's amazing to see rocks coming out of it. I'm glad I'm not the only one. So you feel relaxed after it's done? I completely feel so calm and zen.

Yah i done it with coffee in the past. Now just water. I know they recommend it for healthy people only every once in awhile but I need to use it just all the time unfortunately. I do feel calm and relaxed. I been doing it for years and i have no problem. I still can go sometimes without it but very rarely

 

[Sherri]

Yah i done it with coffee in the past. Now just water. I know they recommend it for healthy people only every once in awhile but I need to use it just all the time unfortunately. I do feel calm and relaxed. I been doing it for years and i have no problem. I still can go sometimes without it but very rarely

They say it makes you young and as we get older our intestines become relaxes and lower, the more we do it the best the Intestines go to their real pace as when we were younger, wish everyone knew the benefits. I always ask the nurse to leave when I feel my tummy swallow cause Im embarrassed of her watching :)

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

It would be neat if poop wasn't something we'd have to worry about at all but I would miss dropping everything I'm doing just to spend 5-20 minutes literally sitting on my ass and getting nothing else done.

 

[Snake of Eden]

a great tip for anybody who suffers from chronic constipation. This is not as intimidating as it looks. It is called colonic irrigation. Very safe and gives great relief and it gets comfortable once the body gets used to it after few uses. A life saver and Cant recommend it enough!

 

[OrcWitch]

I don't care either way really.