Legal help

[prana]

So I had a PTSD episode when some maintenence men entered my home "to check what part they needed" while I was clearly in unawares.that spiraled into a drunk suicidal crisis where i was focused as always on work the next day. I didnt even notice that I STILL CLEARLY HAD A YOGA STRAP set up to hang myself. Like, whole cello out of the closet, shit rearranged level of obvious ligature. I can tell the guys noticed when they came back to fix the toilet today because they left in a hurry and left a wrench behind, plus the cops have been following me more overtly than usual. Am i fucked? What is the move here? I feel like i have to tell them I did it to scare the maintenance guy but that makes me look like such a bitch... but its not gonna get me locked up for 3 days. Advice? I am genuinely getting close to my day but i cant help but feel bad that people are getting pulled in. Im really embarrassed i left it out.

 

[Forever Sleep]

I understand your fear but I suspect- had they reported you to the police, they would already have done the welfair check. If they truly feared you may imminently take your life, I doubt they'd hang around (bad pun- sorry) and wait and see. Maybe I'm wrong but I get the impression they act on 'risk to life' reports as quickly as possible. If they have the resources to follow you, they have the resources to do a check.

Unless it looked like a noose, they may not have immediately jumped to suicide. Honestly, I wouldn't have even thought partial hanging would work unless I'd read up on cases. Could be anything really. Hanging something in a cupboard.

Also- not sure if this would make you feel better or worse... Some people are in to that kind of thing for kinky sexual stimulation. Lol.

 

[Apathy79]

Yeah they might think you have a choking kink and told their mates. You could probably work with that if you wanted. "What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom".

 

[Pale_Rider]

yup. your up shit creek. har har

 

[SVEN]

Say you have the noose rigged up so you can attach a clothes hanger to it in order to hang dress/suit up to steam the creases out it with your steam iron.
If you don't have a steam iron to show them say you borrowed it.
If you don't have a suit/dress to show them say it was hired for a special event and has been returned now.
Leave a clothes hanger on the noose to back up your story.
Remember anyone who comes to see the noose won't be the guys who saw the original one, so you can replace the original with any type of light string or cord with which you obviously wouldn't be hanging yourself. And make it a fixed knot loop, not a sliding one.

 

[locked*n*loaded]

I'm most interested in this statement you made:

"plus the cops have been following me more overtly than usual."

More "overtly"? Do cops follow you regularly? Why do cops follow you? How do you know they follow you? How long have they been following you?

 

[prana]

I'm most interested in this statement you made:

"plus the cops have been following me more overtly than usual."

More "overtly"? Do cops follow you regularly? Why do cops follow you? How do you know they follow you? How long have they been following you?

Thank you very much for taking an interest but I don't think you would believe me because it was set up for plausible deniability, but I've been the target of a psyop for a few years now. I've all but been told this directly. It would be interesting if there was any way anyone would believe me but even I experienced this shit first hand and I'm like there's no way... trust me these people see us as toys and pawns

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Thank you very much for taking an interest but I don't think you would believe me because it was set up for plausible deniability, but I've been the target of a psyop for a few years now. I've all but been told this directly. It would be interesting if there was any way anyone would believe me but even I experienced this shit first hand and I'm like there's no way... trust me these people see us as toys and pawns

I kind of knew that's where this was going.