Italy

[motel rooms]

I'm probably Italian. That would explain why I suffer from verbal diarrhea, claim I'm handsome, talk about my dick so much & say that it's very big & that it's been in a thousand butts, why I never say I'm gay without adding I'm exclusively a top, why I occasionally sell my dick to supplement my income, why my bf is a sex worker, why I'm hairy, superficially charming & shamelessly superficial, vain, hypocritical, argumentative, vindictive, why I think I can sing (my bf begs to differ), why I make so many jokes (I have nothing serious to say) & why I started this thread (just to attract some more attention).

Does anyone else love Italy?

 

[rationaltake]

You've sold it to me!

 

[avoid_slow_death]

I like Italian food. Close enough?

 

[motel rooms]

I like Italian food.

I don't. It's mostly carbs, I'm only interested in meat. And seafood. And seafood on meat.

 

[TheHatedOne]

the only way to spot an Italian is if they say they love pasta.

 

[stygal]

Does liking Måneskin also count ?

I wanna be part of that music video, lol.

 

[motel rooms]

the only way to spot an Italian is if they say they love pasta.

It's extremely easy to spot an Italian. We're even louder & more obnoxious than Americans & we have no concept of personal space. We will touch you & you will feel our breath on your face whether you like it or not.

 

[TheHatedOne]

It's extremely easy to spot an Italian. We're even louder & more obnoxious than Americans & we have no concept of personal space. We will touch you & you will feel our breath on your face whether you like it or not.

don't forget the hand gestures.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Greece will take back their rightful clay from you spaghetti slurpers.

 

[motel rooms]

Greece will take back their rightful clay from you spaghetti slurpers.

Oh yeah? Well, we're gonna run our economy even deeper into the ground than you & start starving!

 

[Zzzzz]

I've never been outside of the usa, so I don't really know what Italy is like haha.

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Oh yeah? Well, we're gonna run our economy even deeper into the ground than you & start starving!

We... will... never... pay debts

 

[TheHatedOne]

when



When Romania colonize Italy

 

[motel rooms]

Does liking Måneskin also count ?

I don't know who those kids are! You're making me feel old on purpose, not cool!

 

[stygal]

I don't know who those kids are! You're making me feel old on purpose, not cool!

They're the winner of this years ESC and Italy's most famous band.

The only other song I (wrongly) associate with Italy is:

 

[motel rooms]

They're the winner of this years ESC and Italy's most famous band.

Then I'm extra proud that I have no idea who they are. Nah, I'm aware of their existence, I don't live under a rock yet. Unfortunately.

 

[motel rooms]

when

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When Romania colonize Italy

It happened a year ago? Why haven't the Orthodox Romanians eliminated the Pope yet?

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Relatable.

 

[TheHatedOne]

It happened a year ago? Why haven't the Orthodox Romanians eliminated the Pope yet?

the pandemic delayed everything. in 2022 we'll capture Rome and we'll finally be called as what we truly are: the descendants of Rome

 

[motel rooms]

in 2022 we'll capture Rome and we'll finally be called as what we truly are: the descendants of Rome

How generous of you to leave Naples to the poor hookers imported from Ukraine. Who will inherit Romania once you've all moved to Italy, btw? Viktor Orban?

 

[TheHatedOne]

How generous of you to leave Naples to the poor hookers imported from Ukraine. Who will inherit Romania once you've all moved to Italy, btw? Viktor Orban?

Who said that we will abandon Romania behind? We will just unite Romania and Italy together and it will be called the United Kingdom of Romania and Southern Romania and Sandu Ciorba will be the king

 

[lostundead]

I'm probably Italian. That would explain why I suffer from verbal diarrhea, claim I'm handsome, talk about my dick so much & say that it's very big & that it's been in a thousand butts, why I never say I'm gay without adding I'm exclusively a top, why I occasionally sell my dick to supplement my income, why my bf is a sex worker, why I'm hairy, superficially charming & shamelessly superficial, vain, hypocritical, argumentative, vindictive, why I think I can sing (my bf begs to differ), why I make so many jokes (I have nothing serious to say) & why I started this thread (just to attract some more attention).

Does anyone else love Italy?

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the gay hookup forum is two blocks down.

 

[motel rooms]

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the gay hookup forum is two blocks down.

The entire interwebs is a gay hookup forum, child.

 

[motel rooms]

 

[motel rooms]

They're the winner of this years ESC and Italy's most famous band.

This is the last good Italian song that did well on international charts. It was released 35 years ago , but it's been covered a thousand times & maybe you've heard it.

Ti Sento - I Feel You

I feel you
A faraway desert, a mirage
The sand that wants to blind me
I feel you
A savage love in the air
I want to meet you
Do you love me or not?
Do you love me?

Ti sento
Deserto lontano, miraggio
La sabbia che vuole accecarmi
Ti sento
Nell'aria un amore selvaggio
Vorrei incontrarti
Mi ami o no? Mi ami?

 

[callme]

This is the last good Italian song that did well on international charts. It was released 35 years ago , but it's been covered a thousand times & maybe you've heard it.

Ti Sento - I Feel You

I feel you
A faraway desert, a mirage
The sand that wants to blind me
I feel you
A savage love in the air
I want to meet you
Do you love me or not?
Do you love me?

Ti sento
Deserto lontano, miraggio
La sabbia che vuole accecarmi
Ti sento
Nell'aria un amore selvaggio
Vorrei incontrarti
Mi ami o no? Mi ami?

 

[TriggerHappy]

Loving this thread! My family are Italian/Portuguese/Romany/Swedish mix :: way too passionate.
And my uncle has a restaurant on Italian riviera :: we used to go work there and then party. Its the Italian way. I went for a dinner break and ended up in amsterdam...
Bangalov, milan was fkg fkg heaven if u can get in...
(undies nites, commando (nude) nites etc) like I said, heaven.
And being light eyed and fair haired gets you... served first at the bar, ok, and laid.

It's just a goodbye.
Believe me, I never think about it.
I see you cried.
Did you know it? How long?
Beauty in the summer, you go away from me.

Enchanted night, it's good to see those lights down there.
I'm tired, don't want to talk, you talk.
Beauty in the summer, you go away from me.

Maybe 'cause I believe you were happy like this,
like this in my arms.
Maybe 'cause it was enough to get here,
like waves in the night reach the beach.

Little fires, we're suburbs gypsies,
our games don't last long
and the night takes them away.
Beauty in the summer, you go away from me.

Maybe 'cause I believe you were happy like this,
like this in my arms.
Maybe 'cause it was enough to get here,
like waves in the night reach the beach.

You close your eyes and you always feel the same,
in my arms again.
It would be enough for both of us to get h

https://lyricstranslate.com/en/bella-destate-beauty-summer.html

 

[stygal]

This is the last good Italian song that did well on international charts. It was released 35 years ago , but it's been covered a thousand times & maybe you've heard it.

Ti Sento - I Feel You

I feel you
A faraway desert, a mirage
The sand that wants to blind me
I feel you
A savage love in the air
I want to meet you
Do you love me or not?
Do you love me?

Ti sento
Deserto lontano, miraggio
La sabbia che vuole accecarmi
Ti sento
Nell'aria un amore selvaggio
Vorrei incontrarti
Mi ami o no? Mi ami?

The first Italien song I ever heard on the radio.

 

[TriggerHappy]

I have much to teach you, grasshopper!

 

[stygal]

I have much to teach you, grasshopper!

Eros...he's in every Italian restaurants playlist, haha. Still get nostalgic for holidays in Italy (I basically never had) whenever I hear his voice.