Is there a way to commit suicide and make it look like it was a natural death?

[Rose Mirren]

Or is that just a fantasy?

I want to die but I don't want to hurt anyone more than I already have. If it looked natural, it'll be easier for people to accept it, and no one would blame themselves.

 

[OkTotti]

The only way i can think of is drowning...

 

[Smilla]

Erotic asphyxiation—be found with your pants down and porn nearby.

 

[Wannadie]

If you're a teen you could go for alcohol poison (the teen thing is because most of us teens are stupid and don't always know their limits) but that's super unreliable so no can't recommend that. If you're bulimic or have bed you can do the stomach rupture thing lol (not joking about eating disorders because I am bulimic I was just thinking about this the other day when I was so so full and couldn't purge). Honestly I can only think of super dumb ways to die.

That last sentence reminded me of this:

Sorry for this I did take it seriously when I was talking about alcohol poisoning

 

[Empty Smile]

Exit bag makes it look natural. Only catch is you have to have someone remove bag and take everything with them while leaving your body there.

 

[Empty Smile]

Erotic asphyxiation—be found with your pants down and porn nearby.

Probably something I would do.... :)

 

[Chinaski]

Erotic asphyxiation—be found with your pants down and porn nearby.

This is actually the correct answer. A partial hanging is obviously a suicide, but a partial hanging with an orange rammed up your arse is an accident.

 

[Smilla]

Probably something I would do.... :)

The actor David Carradine died this way—his ex wives confirmed that he was into "self bondage" during sex.

 

[Empty Smile]

The actor David Carradine died this way—his ex wives confirmed that he was into "self bondage" during sex.

Yea I read about that. But I read it as if it was murder.... Who knows, maybe I read it wrong.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Maybe "falling off" a cliff while taking a selfie.

 

[Chinaski]

Maybe "falling off" a cliff while taking a selfie.

Really? I've never heard of this, but tbh having your ctb mistaken for an accident is one thing, but having your ctb plastered over the Darwin Awards is much less appealing.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Really? I've never heard of this, but tbh having your ctb mistaken for an accident is one thing, but having your ctb plastered over the Darwin Awards is much less appealing.

It seems to happen quite a lot judging by the news. A woman plunged hundreds of feet off a cliff just the other day while her hubby was taking a photo of her "jumping" to catch the sun. And yeah, they certainly qualify for the Darwin Award. Like, why stand so close to the edge of a cliff just for some dumb photo?

 

[Smilla]

It seems to happen quite a lot judging by the news. A woman plunged hundreds of feet off a cliff just the other day while her hubby was taking a photo of her "jumping" to catch the sun. And yeah, they certainly qualify for the Darwin Award. Like, why stand so close to the edge of a cliff just for some dumb photo?

"Jumping to catch the sun"?

I just laughed out loud. Thanks for that.

 

[Crest33]

Hyperthermia. Jump in a large river. In the winter a lot of people drown by underestimating current and the cold. Drive your bike or car in the water where it look like it could happen due speeding.

Drive into a ravine whitout seat belt... Look for places where many people die on accident.

 

[Rose Mirren]

The only way i can think of is drowning...

sadly, I'm a pretty good swimmer... my family and friends would never buy it lol and i think i'll have a hard time doing it as well

can't exactly drown easy when you know how to stay afloat

 

[Rose Mirren]

If you're a teen you could go for alcohol poison (the teen thing is because most of us teens are stupid and don't always know their limits) but that's super unreliable so no can't recommend that. If you're bulimic or have bed you can do the stomach rupture thing lol (not joking about eating disorders because I am bulimic I was just thinking about this the other day when I was so so full and couldn't purge). Honestly I can only think of super dumb ways to die.

That last sentence reminded me of this:

Sorry for this I did take it seriously when I was talking about alcohol poisoning

lol it's okay thanks for reminding me of that funny game if only death were that easy and cute hahaha

 

[gingerplum]

The actor David Carradine died this way—his ex wives confirmed that he was into "self bondage" during sex.

Michael Hutchence of INXS, too.

 

[Crest33]

sadly, I'm a pretty good swimmer... my family and friends would never buy it lol and i think i'll have a hard time doing it as well

can't exactly drown easy when you know how to stay afloat

If the water is cold enough, it wil make your muscles contract trough the shock. You won't be able to breath. Drowning in cold water with current can happen very fast.

I have experienced this shock once with cold water. You just can't breath. Very scary. But it limits your floating time very drastically.

 

[Rose Mirren]

Maybe "falling off" a cliff while taking a selfie.

lol this is funny but I prolly couldn't bring myself to do this i may be suicidal but i'm not stupid hahaha

 

[Rose Mirren]

r

If the water is cold enough, it wil make your muscles contract trough the shock. You won't be able to breath. Drowning in cold water with current can happen very fast.

I have experienced this shock once with cold water. You just can't breath. Very scary. But it limits your floating time very drastically.

read your earlier post too but my problems are:

1. i live in a tropical country so no snow :(
2. i don't have a car *sigh*

 

[Crest33]

r

read your earlier post too but my problems are:

1. i live in a tropical country so no snow :(
2. i don't have a car *sigh*

Car is not really necessary. Tropical country is a problem.

Arent there deadly animals or plants in tropical countries?

 

[Justanotherconsumer]

Gun cleaning kit out, no note, accident.

 

[Justanotherconsumer]

Sn, old baggie marked salt with masking tape. Soup fixings. no note, I think the key here is not leaving a note.

BBQ in tent burgers on grill, misadventure.

Coroner's unless there is clear evidence of suicide want to rule accidental to save family's grief, but ruling so may require more investigation and suspicion of friends and family.

 

[Retched]

Really? I've never heard of this, but tbh having your ctb mistaken for an accident is one thing, but having your ctb plastered over the Darwin Awards is much less appealing.

Come on now. Darwin awards would be worth it ;)

 

[Retched]

Or is that just a fantasy?

I want to die but I don't want to hurt anyone more than I already have. If it looked natural, it'll be easier for people to accept it, and no one would blame themselves.

I have been rather obsessed with making my suicide look like an accident, but aside from auto erotic asphyxiation I can't come up with anything that would look like an accident.

 

[Final Escape]

Probably something I would do.... :)

Lol!

 

[MAIO]

I have been rather obsessed with making my suicide look like an accident, but aside from auto erotic asphyxiation I can't come up with anything that would look like an accident.

Falling off a cliff, drug overdose, drowning, car crash, practice witchcraft in Saudi Arabia.

 

[ctbclaire]

Pretend to slip on the side of the road when it is raining and get hit by a car. I would advise waiting for a truck as you could slip under the wheels without causing a crash or any disturbance on the road.

This actually happened to me once by accident. I was walking underneath a bridge along the highway while it was raining and managed to slip and fall into the road. I did not die because a) I'm still alive and b) no cars were present on the road at the time. In hindsight, it would have been the perfect way to go as I would have been killed instantly by a large van as I was lying across the lane and so my body would have felt the total impact of a hit.

 

[Retched]

Falling off a cliff, drug overdose, drowning, car crash, practice witchcraft in Saudi Arabia.

No cliffs for 100's of miles around here, drug overdoses don't work most of the time when you want them to, nowhere to drown here- plus it's winter now, why would I be at some crappy lake in winter, car crashes are only good when they are really accidental due to forensics, and I could practice witchcraft in Saudi Arabia if I could only get the visa...

 

[Retched]

This is actually the correct answer. A partial hanging is obviously a suicide, but a partial hanging with an orange rammed up your arse is an accident.

Brilliant. I'd go for a persimmon though.