Is it possible to commit suicide in 10 ways at the same time?

[Isac7385]

Este posibil să te sinucizi în 10 moduri simultan?

 

[Forveleth]

No

 

[froggirl9000]

 

[eggsausagerice]

9th post implying that a rube goldberg suicide machine exists. someone explain to me how you can get killed 10 ways at the same time unless you're in a fuckass saw trap

 

[Bybye]

If you're creative, maybe...
I could hang from a train pole a few minutes before the train is due to drive through, while overdosing on something, having ingested SN with a Nitrogen mask over my head... that's 5 methods so far! Maybe I could engineer a gun so that when the train drives over a mechanism it'll pull the trigger and shoot me in the head. That's six! I'm only missing 4 more.

 

[froggirl9000]

9th post implying that a rube goldberg suicide machine exists. someone explain to me how you can get killed 10 ways at the same time unless you're in a fuckass saw trap

someone just aint dedicated enough smh my head

If you're creative, maybe...
I could hang from a train pole a few minutes before the train is due to drive through, while overdosing on something, having ingested SN with a Nitrogen mask over my head... that's 5 methods so far! Maybe I could engineer a gun so that when the train drives over a mechanism it'll pull the trigger and shoot me in the head. That's six! I'm only missing 4 more.

mostly plagiarised from the video i posted
stand on top of a bridge that is both above a body of water and that a train runs on <
(on top as in on some beam, above the tracks, not standing on them)<
overdose on drugs (OD)<
take poison (poisoning)<
cut wrists (cutting)<
cover self in gasoline<
strap bomb containing poison gas to oneself<
tie a wire saw into a noose<
light self on fire (self-immolation)<
shoot self<
with both a pistol (shooting via pistol)<
and a shotgun (shooting via shotgun)<
body falls and is hung (hanging)<
wire saw noose beheads corpse (beheading)<
bomb goes off (explosion)<
poison gas is released (gassing)<
remains fall onto track and are run over by train (train)<
some of the remains fall off bridge (jumping)<
they fall into body of water<
water floods the remains (drowning)<
OD, poisoning, cutting, self-immolation, shooting with pistol, shooting with shotgun, hanging, beheading, explosion, gassing, train, jumping, drowning<
and just like that were up to thirteen. haters will say "it doesn't count" or "reality doesn't work like that" or "what the fuck, why would you think of something like that" or "what are you doing in my house" but theyre just jealous. they wanna see me dead cuz of my hops
(HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO, THIS IS NOT A RECOMMENDATION FOR ANYONE AND QUITE FRANKLY HOW WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS IRL)

 

[nihilistic_dragon]

If you're creative, maybe...
I could hang from a train pole a few minutes before the train is due to drive through, while overdosing on something, having ingested SN with a Nitrogen mask over my head... that's 5 methods so far! Maybe I could engineer a gun so that when the train drives over a mechanism it'll pull the trigger and shoot me in the head. That's six! I'm only missing 4 more.

Hey make sure the train is passing by a lake and pushes you into it so you get one more method in!