Mircea
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- Apr 15, 2019
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Wanted to ask separately about an idea I had a while ago, would love to know what the pros and cons of this approach are: I don't know what actually happens with this method, but based on my experience with alcohol it sounds like a magically painless and ridiculously simple solution! I'm sure someone must have experimented this exact procedure for science or whatever, if anyone did please share the results they got.
So let's say you buy a perfusion kit, or a branula as they're called: Needle on one end of the hose, big 2L bag or pump in the other. You install the needle in your vein, fill the bag with a powerful alcoholic drink like Vodka. Configure it to pump the whole thing over the course of let's say one hour. What could possibly not work?
I know many will say "why not just drink the alcohol that's much easier", and to that there's many reasons why injecting it into the bloodstream seems better: First it's horrible to drink... especially for people like me who have a permanent intoxication caused by getting drunk on wine as a teen, I'm physically unable to down a fraction that amount if I have to taste it. Even if you could drink it that amount will cause you to get sick then vomit and / or pee yourself, putting it in the bloodstream on an empty stomach / bladder avoids this. Then you can only keep drinking while you're conscious, meaning you're likely to reach a threshold where you knock yourself out drunk and just wake up a few hours later... using a mechanically or electronically automated solution, you guarantee alcohol intake continues even when you're no longer conscious. It even gets absorbed much faster this way with more efficient and immediate results.
What happens if a large amount of alcohol enters your body through the veins? How much is needed to shut down the body? Which concentrated alcoholic beverage do you recommend? What are the risks of pain or damage in case of failure? I have no experience with sticking needles in my veins, but if necessity requires it's not something I couldn't bring myself to learn!
So let's say you buy a perfusion kit, or a branula as they're called: Needle on one end of the hose, big 2L bag or pump in the other. You install the needle in your vein, fill the bag with a powerful alcoholic drink like Vodka. Configure it to pump the whole thing over the course of let's say one hour. What could possibly not work?
I know many will say "why not just drink the alcohol that's much easier", and to that there's many reasons why injecting it into the bloodstream seems better: First it's horrible to drink... especially for people like me who have a permanent intoxication caused by getting drunk on wine as a teen, I'm physically unable to down a fraction that amount if I have to taste it. Even if you could drink it that amount will cause you to get sick then vomit and / or pee yourself, putting it in the bloodstream on an empty stomach / bladder avoids this. Then you can only keep drinking while you're conscious, meaning you're likely to reach a threshold where you knock yourself out drunk and just wake up a few hours later... using a mechanically or electronically automated solution, you guarantee alcohol intake continues even when you're no longer conscious. It even gets absorbed much faster this way with more efficient and immediate results.
What happens if a large amount of alcohol enters your body through the veins? How much is needed to shut down the body? Which concentrated alcoholic beverage do you recommend? What are the risks of pain or damage in case of failure? I have no experience with sticking needles in my veins, but if necessity requires it's not something I couldn't bring myself to learn!