If you jump off a bridge and no one is around to hear it, do you make a sound?

[Ambivalent1]

 

[sserafim]

Yes it's the sound of freedom from this existence and prison planet

 

[cyandude]

i will make a little *splish* sound, wbu?

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Every animal near the area of impact would definitely hear your fall. And for scavenger species, it could act as a dinner bell.

 

[hikikomorizombie]

thx to suicide vids, i can 100% say yes they doi'll prob sound like a small watermelon hitting the ground

 

[kkrnb.inai]

yes you make the wilhelm scream

 

[sserafim]

yes you make the wilhelm scream

Kaiser Wilhelm II?

 

[Ambivalent1]

thx to suicide vids, i can 100% say yes they doi'll prob sound like a small watermelon hitting the ground

I will jump with a watermelon

i will make a little *splish* sound, wbu?

It will sound like the heavens tearing open as all reality folds in on itself.

 

[Darkover]

Einstein famously asked, does the Moon not exist if nobody looks at it ?

Of course he was being sarcastic, expressing his incredulity at the implications of quantum theory.

for all practical purposes, they do exist. whether or not something is around to hear it or see it

 

[Ambivalent1]

Einstein famously asked, does the Moon not exist if nobody looks at it ?

Of course he was being sarcastic, expressing his incredulity at the implications of quantum theory.

for all practical purposes, they do exist. wether or not something is around to hear it or see it

Nope. I haven't looked at the moon in years because it's nowhere to be found except in reverie

 

[FuneralCry]

What kind of question is this, are you even being serious, honestly this just sounds like trolling. It's sad how this went from a serious place to discuss suicide to a place for bored people to troll.

 

[Ambivalent1]

What kind of question is this, are you even being serious, honestly this just sounds like trolling. It's sad how this went from a serious place to discuss suicide to a place for bored people to troll.

Delusion of my mind has appeared...
Anyway that's funny coming from you. Your posts are all the same pretty much.

 

[LifeIsCrazyNemb]

What kind of question is this, are you even being serious, honestly this just sounds like trolling. It's sad how this went from a serious place to discuss suicide to a place for bored people to troll.

@FuneralCry : Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life

 

[R_N]

I feel like I am stepping into twilight zone when I am on sasu lately, what is going on people?

That solar flare had to have something to do with all this chaos.

 

[sserafim]

Every animal near the area of impact would definitely hear your fall. And for scavenger species, it could act as a dinner bell.

Dinner is served

Einstein famously asked, does the Moon not exist if nobody looks at it ?

Of course he was being sarcastic, expressing his incredulity at the implications of quantum theory.

for all practical purposes, they do exist. whether or not something is around to hear it or see it

Literally. I don't know why this is so hard to understand for some people

 

[divinemistress36]

I love the dark humor on here

 

[LifeIsCrazyNemb]

I love the dark humor on here

Yes we need more Monty Python's dark humor style here and less of anoyying repetitive message such as FuneralAnnoyingCry' type

 

[Rogue Proxy]

I feel like I am stepping into twilight zone when I am on sasu lately, what is going on people?

I couldn't resist posting this. . .


I agree that it's completely acceptable indulge in some dark comedy, especially before taking our final bow. Perhaps humor can give some people the strength to face their SI when the time comes.

 

[Pluto]