lotus11

lotus11

Specialist
May 18, 2019
319
OK so, hypothetical question: imagine that you die and you HAVE to be born again as a human. What would be your ideal life to be born into?

For me I would like to be born Italian, living in or very close to a big city, probably Rome. Although Spain or maybe France would also be ok.I would live to be born to cool and laid back yet well educated and kind parents. I would like the chance to be very well educated and to have several brothers and sisters who are also cool and friendly and always living in the city would give me the chance to have plenty of friends. Oh...and I would be very beautiful...obviously haha

What about you?
 
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Futile

Futile

Tired of being lonely
Sep 3, 2020
499
For me I would like to be born Italian, living in or very close to a big city, probably Rome.
You have no idea of what you are talking about, stay as far away from this hellhole as possible
Oh...and I would be very beautiful...obviously haha
Agree, it's the only thing that truly matters at the end in this world
 
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Alwaysbadtime

Alwaysbadtime

Enlightened
Jun 28, 2021
1,158
I would like to be born and have other siblings. I would like my parents to stay together. I would like to have good friends and be really good at school. I would like to have become famous and rich...or into a profession that pays well and is enjoyable. I would like to afford vacations and wardrobe full of pretty clothes. I would like to be married and laugh a lot. I would like to be able to retire and buy a motorhome. I would like to have access to antianxiety meds. I would like to have many pets and be able to rescue animals that need a good place to exist. I would like to be able to afford some plastic surgery as I aged and had a lot of fun hobbies. Probably born to different parents. I would prefer to be born in somewhere like New Zealand.
 
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lotus11

lotus11

Specialist
May 18, 2019
319
You have no idea of what you are talking about, stay as far away from this hellhole as possible

Agree, it's the only thing that truly matters at the end in this world
Haha you are Italian?
I would like to be born and have other siblings. I would like my parents to stay together. I would like to have good friends and be really good at school. I would like to have become famous and rich...or into a profession that pays well and is enjoyable. I would like to afford vacations and wardrobe full of pretty clothes. I would like to be married and laugh a lot. I would like to be able to retire and buy a motorhome. I would like to have access to antianxiety meds. I would like to have many pets and be able to rescue animals that need a good place to exist. I would like to be able to afford some plastic surgery as I aged and had a lot of fun hobbies. Probably born to different parents. I would prefer to be born in somewhere like New Zealand.
Yes the money for cosmetic surgery when you start aging is an excellent point!
 
All Things Must Pass

All Things Must Pass

Mage
Apr 14, 2021
557
Be immune to all physical and mental ailments, though at that point it's arguable if one is human or not.
Agree, it's the only thing that truly matters at the end in this world
No, it isn't.
 
logan

logan

Warlock
May 20, 2021
705
I would simply avoid the few major mistakes I have made.
 
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hʚll

hʚll

not real.
Jun 18, 2021
467
i'd like to be a baby with sudden infant death syndrome i guess
 
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demuic

demuic

Life was a mistake
Sep 12, 2020
1,383
I would be stillborn or experience sudden infant death syndrome
 
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Futile

Futile

Tired of being lonely
Sep 3, 2020
499
Haha interesting...I guess most places that seem like the dream are not the reality! Why don't you like it there? Just curious
The bad simply outweights the good: crime, poverty, inefficient bureaucracy and soviet-like urban planning. Sure, the food is good, but that's simply not enough
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
37,207
I mean I would like to die at a young age of course as this life is cruel and there is unlimited potential for suffering. If I lived until an older age, I would like a simple life I guess, with good health and living somewhere isolated from others such as in the countryside and surrounded by animals.
 
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Celerity

Celerity

shape without form, shade without colour
Jan 24, 2021
2,733
Honestly, Idk. I'm not sure I could be happy as myself (with my personality) in any reality. I think I'd always end up alone with a bullet in my brain.
 
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bedbugg

bedbugg

hell is a place on earth
Jul 2, 2021
4
I'd like to be reborn in a place with big grassy, flowery fields and forests, far away from people with a loving family and lots of animals. Also with no mental crippling mental illness haha. I'd have a really close best friend that'd live within walking distance and I'd have one of those sick treehouses I'd pimp out we'd hang out and smoke. I'd die young cuz being old sucks lol but I'd be cool with it and i know I would have lived a peaceful happy life.
 
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WrongPlaceWrongTime

WrongPlaceWrongTime

Better never to have been
Jul 4, 2021
695
I would like to be reborn as a slime named Rimuru Tempest. Preferably with his characteristics, since he seems like a much more competent and nicer individual than me.
 
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Celerity

Celerity

shape without form, shade without colour
Jan 24, 2021
2,733
Short.

But seriously, the obvious stuff like being wealthier and more attractive. Really though, I'd want to have a completely different personality to the point where I'm not even myself. At that point, I'm not sure if it counts.

EDIT: Oops, I sent 2 replies. Not even drunk, lol. :ahhha:
 
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Anonymous_A

Arcanist
Oct 4, 2020
402
I'd like to be born again in an American suburb,
I'm from the uk, but that typical 'American suburb neighbourhood' that you see in movies would be goat.
From being born to like 24, the same age as now, then I'd probably try ctb again since life looks shit after the baby-late teen years.
 
Celerity

Celerity

shape without form, shade without colour
Jan 24, 2021
2,733
I was about to answer the same
We are sick mofos for laughing about this shit!

Sudden infant death syndrome is terrible. It'd be nice to believe it's suicidal people if reincarnation is a thing.
 
Alwaysdreaming

Alwaysdreaming

Lost and alone
Jul 6, 2021
46
A nice quiet life living somewhere beautiful. Not to heavily populated but not to far from a small city or something. I would have happy and healthy parents and siblings and I too would be healthy and happy. Don't care about wealth as long as I was living comfortable and as far as looks. Honestly I'm just happy with being average. It really wouldn't take a lot to make me happy. I think health both physical and mental would be the most important things for me.
 
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Seiko

Seiko

"Nothing's gonna hurt you, baby."
Jul 9, 2021
167
I don't know. I am living in relative peace surrounded by my favorite things. Yet—I still feel this way. Even in the perfect utopia, I still would want no part in it.
 
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Life sucks

Visionary
Apr 18, 2018
2,136
Instantaneous N
 
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western_heart

trying to save ourself
May 23, 2021
630
I want to be born into a better world. My easily traumatized mind would fare better in a fairer society. My struggles might be lessened in a system that provides more equitable wealth.

Even with the same flaws as I have here, in a good enough world I think I'd be okay. And in a better world, others would suffer less too.
 
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reasonablylost

Member
Jul 18, 2021
34
Born as someone who can cope with the world. No trauma, no weak brain, and preferably in Europe.
 
SuicidalAgain

SuicidalAgain

Dummy
Sep 9, 2020
107
In another planet very far away from here where society was functional and helpful and nice to live in. Where there would be no devastation of our environment for needless greed or slaughter of innocent animals, no consumption of harmful substances, no toxic families. Our species would be naturally happier, peaceful... And horny? :ahhha: People would care about each other and we'd find bliss in the simplest things. I'll go ahead and throw in a few cool abilities like flying or teleportation for endless amounts of sightseeing and so we could always be without our friends despite the distance.
Just not this shit again.
 
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LostSoul1609

LostSoul1609

Experienced
Mar 9, 2021
245
OK so, hypothetical question: imagine that you die and you HAVE to be born again as a human. What would be your ideal life to be born into?

For me I would like to be born Italian, living in or very close to a big city, probably Rome. Although Spain or maybe France would also be ok.I would live to be born to cool and laid back yet well educated and kind parents. I would like the chance to be very well educated and to have several brothers and sisters who are also cool and friendly and always living in the city would give me the chance to have plenty of friends. Oh...and I would be very beautiful...obviously haha

What about you?
Tsk tsk, southern Italy has its problem (many) but it's livable, Rome is so chaotic but also so nice.
If I were to choose my next incarnation I would like to be reborn here in Naples (I still kinda like it, it has its nice things), probably the only thing I would change is my family, maybe having a less toxic environmemt that doesn't force me to make all the wrong choices to escape. If that was the case I could probably choose a carreer I like, maybe start doing art in the freetime, really be who I want to be. But I guess lives do need suffering in them, I'd be okay with some suffering as long as I have room for recovering.
It's okay to swim long if there's land ahead.
 
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Bigpink

Warlock
Oct 12, 2020
705
Would prefer to have not been born at all.
 
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lucid

lucid

antinatalist specialist
Jun 29, 2019
177
I don't want to be reborn into a world like this, I've seen how dark and depressing it is from under the facade we're given since while we were young and I couldn't take another long lasting life of it. I want to be born into something out of a fantasy scenario, where there's weird and wonderful mystical creatures and magic that can do things we could never even dream of. Oh, yeah, and possibly as a woman biologically. Not this lie I'm living.

Then again, there's always the scenario of being in the same mindset of having existential thoughts day in, day out. So in a last resort, any sort of life that takes me early, quickly and painlessly.
 
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lofticries

obedear
Feb 27, 2021
1,470
I would like to born as a guy because obviously I suck as a chick. Blond,blue eyes, 5'8(yes,i wanna be a short king!), athletic build ,Swedish, and fucking adorable. Not popular. Maybe 4 very close friends at the most (2 guy friends and 2 girl friends for a nice mix of things). Either aromantic or aromantic asexual. Childfree/single and fucking proud. If only aromantic I think it'd interesting to be bisexual instead of the walmart version I am now bicurious. I'd like to have an easy going laid back attitude who also doesn't take shit from anyone. But still kind and thoughtful towards other ppls feelings. High middle class because rich ppl creep me out. Smart and athletic. At least two hobbies/talents that don't require me to be a team player (as selfish as this sounds i'd really like to focus mostly on myself during this life time). One dealing with the mind and one dealing with the body. I'd still like to be a lil introverted but very extroverted when the time calls for it. I'd like to be confident but not cocky and actually have a lust for life. So yeah, not depressed however not a fucking pro lifer. So obviously very liberal thinking.

edit: forgot to add that I would also like to have parents who actually love each other and aren't toxic.

edit edit: don't wanna die of old age so have me die within my 50th year in a freak random accident that takes me out quickly.
 
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